Russ and Linds begin their podcast episode with a humorous discussion about the challenges of recording with children around, highlighting the interruptions and chaos of their home recording environment. They delve into their new podcasting equipment, including a high-quality microphone and audio interface, and share their experiences with the technical setup and vendor support.
The couple explores various Florida-centric topics, including the Florida Man Games, which featured quirky events like Ocala Knocker Ball and a mechanical alligator ride. They discuss the unique aspects of Florida living, such as wildlife encounters, spring break experiences, and local food scenes, including their favorite taco and boba spots. They also touch on recent news stories, including a security guard stopping a potential mass shooting and astronauts returning from a nine-month space mission.
The conversation takes several amusing tangents, including discussions about bizarre crocodile behaviors in Indonesia, the potential of eating iguana eggs, and their thoughts on various social and technological issues. They share personal anecdotes about high school fights, social media trends, and their perspectives on current events, maintaining a lighthearted and conversational tone throughout the episode.
Florida is experiencing increasingly unpredictable and extreme weather patterns, including early spring break tornado warnings and potential hurricane activity
The Florida Man Games featured bizarre events like Knocker Ball soccer and a mechanical alligator riding competition
A licensed security guard in Tennessee prevented a potential mass shooting by quickly responding to an armed threat at a nightclub
Astronauts returning from a nine-month space mission received minimal additional compensation despite the physical and mental challenges of extended space travel
Crocodiles in Indonesia may have a complex behavior of appearing to drown, which scientists suggest might be misunderstood by humans
The podcast hosts discussed the challenges of podcasting, including managing children's interruptions and selecting the right recording equipment
Russ and Linds explored various food trends, including the potential of eating invasive iguana eggs as an alternative to expensive chicken eggs
The conversation touched on broader societal issues like mental health, media negativity, and the impact of viral video culture
Chapter 1: Podcast Prep and Kid Chaos
Russ and Linds discuss the challenges of recording their podcast while dealing with interruptions from their children. They share humorous moments about trying to start the episode, including multiple takes and constant interruptions from kids seeking snacks and attention.
- Podcasting with children present can be challenging and unpredictable.
- Parents often struggle to find uninterrupted time to complete tasks.
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Chapter 2: Podcast Equipment Debate
The couple discusses their new podcast recording equipment, particularly focusing on their microphone choice. Russ defends their new microphone's quality, while Linds is skeptical about its size and sound, especially concerned about breathing sounds being picked up.
- Podcast equipment can be a source of friendly debate between co-hosts.
- Sound quality is a critical consideration for podcast production.
Chapter 3: Florida Man Games and Local Experiences
Russ and Linds discuss the Florida Man Games, highlighting various quirky events like Ocala Knocker Ball and a mechanical alligator ride. They share their perspectives on participating in such activities and their experiences living in Florida, including their appreciation for local culture and humor.
- Florida has a unique cultural identity that embraces humor and quirky events.
- Local events can provide entertainment and community engagement.
Key Quotes
Chapter 4: Florida Wildlife and Spring Break Adventures
The couple discusses various Florida wildlife experiences, including alligators at spring break and unusual animal behaviors. They explore topics like alligator mating season, beach experiences, and the unexpected encounters that come with living in Florida.
- Florida wildlife, particularly alligators, are a unique and sometimes unpredictable part of local life.
- Spring break in Florida can bring unexpected and exciting encounters.
Key Quotes
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Foreign.
This
is
the
unfiltered
union.
I'm
Linds.
And
I'm
Russ.
Here
is
this
week's
episode.
The
preparation
it
took
to
start
this
freaking
episode.
Take
four.
Take.
Well,
first
off,
take
four.
And
90%
of
those
takes
are
because
of
these
children.
It's
Florida.
It's
a
beautiful
day.
There's
no
rain.
Sky
is
blue.
It's
80
degrees
out.
And
we
said,
we're
gonna
start
a
podcast,
so
can
you
guys
please
go
outside?
Just.
That
was
a
poem.
It
is
haiku.
Please
go
outside.
And
they
were
like,
okay,
we'll
go
outside.
We've
been
sitting
in
here
for
20
minutes,
and
it's
been
constant
knocking
on
the.
Can
I
have.
Just
raiding
the
pantry.
Can
I
have
chips?
It's
like,
why
do
you
wait
until
we're
doing
something
to
ask
all
these
questions?
Oh,
that's
children
for
you.
Oh,
my
God.
It's
like
they
know.
It's
like
their
brains
are
programmed
all
the
time.
I
feel
like
husbands
are
that
way,
too.
Oh,
my
God.
Here
we
go.
Don't
mansplain
to
me.
Exactly.
Yep.
Keep
it
to
yourself.
This
is
ridiculous.
What?
This
huge
microphone
is
ridiculous.
It's
the
best
sounding
microphone
for
podcasts
out
there.
I
don't
believe
it.
Better
than
the
shure.
I
don't
believe
it.
Because
you
watch
every
podcast
ever,
and
everybody
uses
the
shirt.
You're
telling
me
this
monstrosity?
Yes.
The
shirt
is
used
a
lot
by
most
people.
Only
because
it
is
the
influencer's
microphone.
Oh,
we're
not
influencers.
No.
Well,
we're
not
that,
but
everybody's.
It's
got
an
iconic
look.
The
Shure
SM7.
It's
not
this
monstrosity.
Right.
But
this.
If
you
look
it
up,
the
sound
quality
is
much
higher.
So
can
they
hear
me
breathing?
Probably.
So
I
was
doing
my
makeup
earlier,
getting
ready
for
the
podcast.
You
get
out
of
breath
doing
your
makeup?
No
breath,
asshole.
No,
I
was
doing
my
makeup,
and
I
could
hear
myself
breathing.
Have
you
ever
heard
yourself
breathing?
I
hear
it
all
the
time.
You
know
what's
the
worst?
When
you're
trying
to
take
a
nap
and
you
snore
and
wake
yourself
up.
I
hear
you
breathing
all
the
time.
You
let
out
a
lot
of
air
through
your
nostrils.
It's
very
intense.
Breathing.
Breathing.
But
I
was
doing
my
makeup
and
I
heard
myself
breathing.
Like,
oh,
my
God,
isn't
that
weird?
And
you
have
to
do
that
to
live.
That's
not
something
that
you
can
stop.
Right.
Like,
there's
no
diet
breathing.
But
I
feel
like
it's
like
one
of
those
Sound
things
that
just
like
nails
on
chalkboard,
right?
Yeah.
But
if
this
captures
our
breathing,
it's.
Not
going
to
be
any
different
than
the
other
mic.
I
apologize
to
everyone.
It
does
sound
better.
Yeah,
we'll
see.
And
I
use
this
and
it.
And
we
did
get
a
new
interface
too,
because
our
old
broadcaster
is
taking
a
big
dump.
That
lasted
a
long
time.
It
did.
2016.
2016.
And
then
it's
just.
I
wanted
something
simple.
This
thing
doesn't
have
any
power
going
to
it.
It's
called
the
POD
Mobile
dsp
and
it's
by
this
dude.
He
makes
them
all
by
hand.
Yeah.
And
he's
been
really
helpful.
Yeah.
His
name
is
Fernando
and
he.
I
had
issues
with
the
first
one
that
I
was
sent
and
he
calls
me
on
the
phone.
I
was
like,
hey,
man,
I'm
having
issues.
He's
like,
what's
your
number?
And
I
gave
it
to
him.
And
he
calls
me
up
right
away
and
helps
me
out.
It's.
It's
awesome.
Yeah.
And
I
mean,
he
stands
by
his
product
that
he
makes
by
hand.
He
told
me
on
the
phone,
he
was
like,
bro,
I
know
the
manufacturer.
I'll
take
care
of
it
for
you.
I
was
like,
okay,
okay.
So
you.
You,
gonna.
You're
gonna
yell
at
yourself.
But
yeah,
he's.
He's
a
good
dude.
And
I
highly
recommend.
Check.
It's
audio.
Sigma.
POD
Mobile
dsp.
God,
if
I
hear
that
word
Sigma
one
more
time.
Sigma.
Sigma.
Boy.
Oh,
my
God.
That
is.
All
our
kids
have
been
singing
recently
is
Sing
My
boy.
Yeah.
And
then
what's
the
other
song?
The
vegetable
song.
I
don't
know.
Eat
them
out.
See,
I'm
gonna
hit
this
thing
repeatedly.
Well,
what
bugs
me
is
we
have
an
Alexa
in
our
kids
room
because
they
play
music
all
the
time,
right?
Well,
yesterday
there
was
seven.
Seven
girls
over
here.
Right.
We
have
the
explicit
filter
on
because
obvious,
obvious
reasons.
We
don't
want
them
playing
like
party
up
by
DMX
or
anything.
And
that's
only
okay
at
weddings.
Only
okay
at
our
wedding.
And,
well,
one
of
the
kids
was
like,
alexa,
turn
off
explicit
filter.
I
couldn't
believe
it
said
okay.
I
was
like,
just
a
traitor.
I
couldn't
believe
that.
A,
the
kid
knew
to
do
that
and
B,
Alexa's
like,
sure,
why
not?
Yeah,
you
need
authorization.
It's
fine.
Here's
your
secret
security
clearance
and
nuclear
launch
codes.
Do
whatever
you
want
button.
I.
I
was
shocked.
I
was
mad
because
now
all
the
kids
know.
Yeah,
exactly.
Now
all
the
kids
know.
Now
I
have
to
relearn
Alexa.
I
have
to
put
the
filter
back
on
Yeah.
I
have
to
refigure
out
how
I
did
that
in
the
first
place
and
figure
out
if
there's
a
way
that
I
can
somehow
pin
code
it
to
where
they
can't
just
say,
you
next,
or
turn
out
the
excessive
factor.
I.
I
was
shocked.
I
was
like,
damn,
that
kid
is
pretty
smart,
huh?
Yeah.
Who
is?
Her
parents.
It's
the
first
time
she's
come
around.
I
was
like,
oh,
okay.
You're
gonna
have
to
watch
this
one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This
one's
gonna
be.
She's
gonna
know
how
to
get
away
with
stuff.
Yeah.
These
Florida
kids,
I
tell
you
what.
Florida.
Florida.
Well,
speaking
of
Florida,
most
recently
the
Florida
games
happened.
Florida
man
games.
Florida
man
games.
Yeah.
Omg.
It's
Wicks.
Yeah.
Was
he
the
host
again?
Yeah.
He
deserves
it.
Absolutely.
He
is
the
reason
why
I
was
okay
moving
to
Florida.
I
know.
Yeah.
His,
his.
What
are
they?
He
had
like
instructional
videos
of
Florida
living.
Well,
it
was
like.
It's
parody.
Right?
Like,
you
know,
Florida's
crazy.
Sure.
But
it's
okay.
But
it's
like,
right.
It
has.
Most
states
don't
have
alligators,
right.
So.
Or
crocodiles.
Or
crocodiles.
And
he
just
kind
of
breaks
it
down
like,
look,
just
because
we
have
them,
it
doesn't
mean
they're
just
going
to
eat
you.
Right?
It's
an
everyday
thing,
right?
They.
They.
Hurricanes
don't
scare
us.
I
mean,
we
get
out
of
the
way.
But
the
reason
why
people
and
alligators
have
a
lot
of
run
ins
with
each
other
and
bad
things
happen
is
because
of
people,
people
feeding
them.
Then
they
start
associating
food
with
humans.
And
then
humans
have
bad
run
ins
with
an
alligator
because
he's
like,
hey,
bro,
you
got
some
chicken?
Where's
the
publix
meat?
Yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
Let
me
get
that
pub
sub,
bro.
And
then
all
of
a
sudden
it's
like,
you
don't
have
a
pub
sub.
I'm
gonna
bite
your
leg
off
instead.
Oh,
that.
What?
That
wasn't
it?
My
bad.
But
yes.
Omg,
it's.
Wicks
was
the
host
and
they
had
a
couple
of
games
that
I
want
to
run
by
you
to
see
if
you
would
actually
play
them.
I
can
barely
get
out
of
bed
without
getting
out
of
breath,
so
I
doubt
I
would
play
any
of
them.
So
one
of
our
neighbor
actually
had
her
on
the
podcast
before
is
a
personal
trainer.
I'm
gonna
tell
her
you
need
help.
I
do
need
help,
but
the
problem
your
way.
My
motivation
level
is
so
low.
And
it's
not
good.
No,
it
is
not
good.
So
you
wouldn't
play
Ocala
Knocker
Ball.
I
have
no
idea
what
that
means.
Essentially
soccer,
but
with
the
inflatable
things.
And
you
can
just
run
and
hit
people
with
your
inflatable.
The
big
ball.
Yeah,
the
inflatable
ball.
So
you're
inside
the
inflatable
ball.
Yeah.
And
you
run
and
you
kick.
And
you
play
soccer
how
you
kick.
Inside
of
the
ball?
You
just
run
into
the
ball.
Well,
your
feet
are
hanging
out.
It's
like
your
knees
down
are
hanging
out.
Oh,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah.
That's.
I
mean,
that
would
be
kind
of
fun,
right?
I
thought
that
one
was
fun
because
it's
pure
contact.
It's
full
contact
sport.
And
then
they
had
a
mechanical
gator.
You
gotta
ride
it.
Yeah.
Oh,
okay.
I
thought
that
was
fun.
Yeah.
No,
no.
Okay.
Well,
then
they
had
some
more.
I'm
scared
I'll
get.
I'll
sprain
an
ankle
or
something
on
a
mechanical
gator.
I'm
so.
I
am.
I
am
terrified
to
get
hurt
now
because
you're
not
tall.
It's
not
a
long
way
down.
But
being
37,
that's
not
even
that
old,
right?
But
the
healing
6.
I'm
gonna
be
37.
Shut
up,
man.
I
can't
even
do
math.
But
being
37,
it
takes
a
lot
longer
to
heal
than
it
used
to.
Yeah.
I'm
terrified
that,
like,
I
break
an
arm
and
I'm
out
of
commission
for
a
couple
weeks.
You'd
be
fine
a
couple
years,
whatever.
But
some
of
the
other
ones
that
they
had
that
are
more.
Florida,
man.
Right.
Evading
the
police.
Yeah,
that
was.
That's
a.
That's
a
leftover
from
last
year.
Right?
Would
you
try
it?
They
ain't
no.
I'm.
The
only
thing
I'm
evading
is
taxes.
Also
not
true.
Let's
put
that
out
there.
But.
Well,
last
night
you
were
running
away
from
the
kids.
We
were
playing
ball
in
the
street
and.
Yeah,
but
you
ran
from
the
kids.
Do
you
remember
the
aftermath?
I
thought
I
had
a
hangover.
I
thought
I
was
gonna
throw
up.
Back
to
that
heavy
breathing.
Oh,
my
God,
you
could
hear
it.
Oh,
my.
Everybody
in
the
neighborhood
told
me
to
turn
my
heart
rate
down
because
they
could
hear
it.
Is
that
what
that
was?
Rather
than
the
drums,
my
heart
pumping
out,
trying
to
keep
up.
Well,
the
other
one,
which
you
have
to
know
Floridian
mythology
to
know,
this
one
is
the
eating
butt
contest.
Eating
butt.
Remember?
You
don't
remember?
Okay,
story
was,
guy
had
on
his
car
decals
of
I
eat.
Yeah,
yeah,
yeah.
And
the
cop
pulled
them
over
and.
They
went
to
court
and
everything.
How
do
you
feel
about
that?
About
so
this
dude.
You
just
said
it.
But
he
had
I
eats
ass
sticker
on
his.
His
vehicle.
And
a
cop
pulled
him
over
and
said,
that's
inappropriate
here.
And
I
think
he
wrote
him
a
ticket,
actually.
He
went
to
court.
And
how
do
you
feel
about
that?
I
mean,
it's
not
illegal.
It's
not
illegal.
It's
not
illegal.
It's
freedom
of
speech.
Now,
if
it
was
something
that
depicted
something
bad.
There's
a
difference
between
indecent
exposure
and
saying
a
word,
though,
right?
Agreed.
Agree.
Yeah.
Like,
I
think
the.
The
illegal
part.
Right.
If
you're
actually
depicting
that,
that's.
That's
a
little.
Yeah,
you
can't
do
that.
That's
a
little
lewd.
You
can't.
You
can't
post
a
picture.
You
can't,
like,
have
your
only
fans
pornhub
streaming
out
of
your
car
window.
We
don't
have
that.
Oh,
yeah,
that's
Florida.
Anyway.
That's
true.
I
forgot.
And
VPNs
don't
exist.
But
the.
But
the
eating
bite
contest
was
just
like
an
eating.
Like
a
eating
contest,
so.
But
what
do
they
eat?
I
don't
know.
I
didn't
look.
I
was
scared.
I
would
be
too.
I
didn't
look.
I
was
eating.
But
I
could.
I
can't
imagine
what
they
would
eat.
Yeah,
well,
speaking
of
eating.
Don't.
No,
it's
my
favorite
pastime.
It
really
is.
Like,
we
are
absolute
foodies.
Footest.
Which
is.
I
will
say,
when
we
first
moved
to
Florida,
the
food
here
was
kind
of
whack.
We
had.
It
depends
on
where
you
went.
I
agree.
We
were
in
a
place
that
didn't
have
the
best
food.
We
had
a
really
hard
time.
I
was
like,
man,
the
food
down
here
is
not
that
good.
But
then
we
finally
started
branching
out.
And
I
will
say
the
food
choices
here
are
a
lot
better
than
where
we
came
from.
Yeah.
I
mean,
I
think
where
we
initially
started
in
Florida
didn't
have
the
best
food
options.
Plant
City.
Plant
City.
But
coming
into.
They
have
good
strawberries,
though.
Oh,
yeah.
And
what
was
the
other
thing
that
they
had?
Cubans.
Good.
Cubans.
Yeah.
Strawberry
Hut.
They
were
good.
But
then
coming
into
more
the
Tampa
area
now
there's
a
lot
more
choices.
Los
Chapos
tacos
every
time.
I
love
that.
They
should
sponsor
the
show.
Yeah.
And
then
as
much
money
as
we
spend.
And
then
quickly
Boba,
right
next
door.
Quickly
Boba.
That's
our
spot.
We
went
there,
what,
Thursday,
Thursday
or
Friday.
I
don't
know.
We
went.
But
our
thing
is
our.
Our
perfect
date
night.
Drive
over,
get
some
boba,
and
walk
To
Tacos.
The
taco
joint
only
has,
like,
canned
sodas
and
stuff.
And
I'm
not
gonna
soda
from
a
place.
That
just
doesn't
sound
good.
So
we
go
to
Boba
first,
get
a
drink,
then
we
walk
over
to
Tacos.
Well,
Friday
we
went
to
Boba
first,
had
tacos,
then
we
went
back
to
Boba.
We
could
have
Boba
tomorrow.
The
next
day.
I
drank
mine
before
we
got
home.
Two
bobas,
Then
I
couldn't
sleep.
Yep,
that
sounds
about
right.
But
eggs
are
still
expensive
right
now,
right?
They're
cheaper,
though.
I
mean,
they're
coming
down,
but
they
are
still
expensive.
Yes,
but
iguanas
are
invasive
in
Florida.
Yeah.
People
have
taken
to
eating
iguana
eggs.
How
does
that
work?
Instead
of
buying
chicken
eggs.
I
don't.
How
does
that
work?
So
they
have.
They
lay
unfertilized
eggs.
I
don't
know.
I
don't
know
how
this
works,
but
I
was
curious,
like,
would
you
try
it?
No.
It
seems
like
a
very
Floridian
thing
to
do.
I
don't
know
how
that
works.
Now
I
got
to
do
my
science
and
go
look
it
up
and
see
if
they
actually
lay
unfertilized
eggs.
Well,
it's
like,
that
should
be
part
of
the
Florida
man
games,
in
my
opinion,
is
eating,
like,
all
the
random
Florida
stuff.
Yeah,
they
should.
Gator
tail.
Yeah,
that's
what.
When
they
want
to
Egg.
When
they
say,
I
eat.
But
they
should
do
gator.
But
they
go
gator
tail.
I
love
that
shit.
That
is
good.
It's
got
to
be
done
right,
though,
or
else
it's
kind
of
chewy.
Yes.
But
then,
you
know,
obviously
there's
still
things
like
ostrich
eggs
and
some
other
random
ones
that
never
had
one
of
me
either.
But
I
would
try
it.
Would
you
have
to
have
a
big
cast
iron
pan
to
cook
that
thing,
Crack
it
open
and
fill
up
our
cast
irons,
by
the
way,
we
need
more
cast
irons.
Oh,
do
we?
But
it
is
spring
break.
Yes.
And
it's
almost
over.
Well,
at
least
for
our
Florida
kids.
Understood
that.
You
know,
other
places,
other
schools.
Yeah.
We're
not
colleges.
This
is
the
beginning
of
the
vacation
season
for
Florida.
Yep.
And
it's
gonna
get
crazy.
It's
already
crazy.
Yeah,
I
know.
We
went,
what,
last
weekend
to
the
beach?
And
it
was
packed.
Yep.
And
it
wasn't.
I
don't
know.
It
wasn't
worth
it
to
me.
Well,
last
weekend,
even.
This
weekend
is
chilly
for
the
beach.
It's
chilly.
And
the
wind
was
just
whipping
and
hitting
you
and
pelting
you
with
sand.
It
felt
like
water
still
cold.
Needles.
Yeah.
And
the
water
was
super
cold,
so
there
was
no.
That
was.
The
thing
too,
is,
like,
when
you
go
to
the
beach,
you
gotta
have
shelter
to
get
out
of
the
sun
so
you
don't
fry
to
a
crisp.
Well,
last
weekend
when
you
sat
in
the
shelter,
you
froze.
And
then
you
walk
out
and
you'd
get
in
the.
Into
the
sun
to
warm
up,
and
then
you
get
sunburned.
It
didn't.
It
was
like
torture.
It's
not
torture.
So
ridiculous.
We
are
hashtag
blessed
to
be
in
Florida
and
able
to
go
to
the
beach
in
March.
Meh.
It
wasn't
worth
it.
A
gator
thought
so
too.
I
saw
that.
Was
that.
Where
was
that?
Siesta.
Siesta
Key.
Yeah.
The
thing
was
partying
down
there
with.
The
spring
breakers
and
it
was
crowded.
Yeah.
Just
the
gator
swimming
in
the
water.
I
wonder
how
that.
I
wonder.
Did
he
just
get
lost?
Well,
I
don't
know,
because
I
don't.
I
don't
think
they
can
survive
very
well.
It's
mating
season,
so
they're,
you
know,
moving
around.
They're
trying
to
mate
with
an
ocean
manatee.
Oh,
that'd
be
fun.
Big,
old,
fat.
A
manatee
gator
hybrid.
That
would
be
cool.
A
gator
tea,
maybe,
or
manator.
Oh.
Oh,
I
like
that
one.
That's
a
good
one.
Evil.
That's
a
good
one.
So
a
giant,
scaly
sweet
potato.
Sweet
potato,
I
guess.
But,
you
know,
overall,
spring
break,
we
also
had
some
tornado
warnings.
There
was
a
hurricane
that
popped
up
in
the
Atlantic.
Yeah,
no,
no.
No
worries
though,
on
that
one.
No,
no,
no.
It
went
away,
but
it
just
seems
like
we're
starting
early.
Yeah,
we're
starting
early
with
all
this
crazy
weather
stuff.
Right?
It
was.
I
don't
know.
Florida's
tripping.
We've
been
saying
that,
like,
ever
since
we've
moved
here.
The
winters
haven't
been
as
mild
as
our
first
year.
Oh,
that
first
year
was
awesome.
It
was
insane.
I
remember
December
11th
or
10th,
we
went
to
the.
We
went
to
Sand
Sand.
Pine
Key.
Sand
Pine.
Sand
Key.
Sand
Key.
Yeah.
No,
it
was
clear
water
at
the
Sandpearl.
I
know,
but
it's
up
there.
I
think
that
it's
technically
a
key
and
it's
Sand
Key
or
something
like
that.
Anyway,
we
went
there
and
it
was
freaking
amazing.
Yeah.
Beautiful
weather.
Got
hassled
for
having
a
dog
on
the
beach.
Our
service
dog.
Yeah,
He's
a
service
dog,
though,
when
needed.
And
then
we
also
went
to
the
pool
for
Christmas.
But
now
it
just
seems
like
the
weather
is
so
extreme.
I
know.
Bouncing
back
and
forth.
Hopefully
we'll
get
a
mild
one
here
soon.
It's
windy
and
it's
cold.
So
it's
like
getting
in
the
water.
The
water
is
cold,
then
you
get
out
and
the
wind
makes
you
even
colder.
And
then
you
get
pneumonia
and
then
you
die.
So
Mississippi
had
3.0
earthquake
and
tornadoes
all
at
once.
Other
states
also
experienced
multiple
tornadoes.
A
total
of
42
have
died
because
of
these
popped
up
tornadoes.
We're
not
the
only
ones.
You
have
horrible
weather
recently,
Mo.
And
my.
I
have
a
couple
of
coworkers
in
Nebraska.
They
just
had
a
blizzard.
Oh
my
God.
Lost
power
for
I
think
a
couple
of
days.
I
mean,
it
was
a
major,
major
snowstorm.
The
weather
has
been
tripping.
Yeah,
we
need
it
to
be
done.
I
am
ready
for
summer.
I
am
too.
I
am
over
melt
me.
Please
quote
him.
Remind
him
that
he
said
that
once.
We
get
to
the
summer,
I
will
take
it.
See,
that's
the
thing.
Like,
yes,
I
hate
winter,
but
I
always
hate
winter.
There's
not
a
time
in
my
life
that
I
like
winter.
I
will
take
the
melting
hot
sun
over
anything
else.
I
mean,
well,
spring
is
good
when
it's
actually
spring,
but
we
haven't
had
that
yet
here.
No,
we
are
struggling,
but
it's
not
as
bad
as
swimming
out
into
the
middle
of
the
water
to
save
something
that
looks
like
it's
drowning.
Oh
my
God.
They're
evolving.
So
have
you
seen
this
picture?
Yeah.
Indonesian
gators.
Uh
huh.
Crocs.
Are
the
gators
or
crocs.
I
think
they're
crocs.
Okay,
so
they're
crocs
in
Indonesia
and
they
look
like
they're
drowning.
They
stick
up
their
little
hens.
Yeah.
And
they,
they
got.
It
looks
like
fingers.
Yeah.
And
they're
like
spread
and
they're
like,
help
me.
And
then
Joe
Schmo
swims
out
there
and
then
gets
free
meal.
Yeah.
He's
like,
I
ordered
Uber
eats.
Comes
right
to
me.
So
yeah,
the
crocs
are
rolling
over,
hands
up.
Somebody
swims
out,
gets
eaten.
Now
I
will
say
I
read
a
couple
of
articles
that
said
they
debunked
this.
That.
Yeah,
whatever
scientists
are
saying,
oh,
it
could
be
an
actual
behavior
that
we're
just
misunderstanding.
I
mean,
what's
he
doing?
I
think
he's
getting
a
benefit
of
doing
this.
Yeah.
I
don't
understand.
Crocodile
gets
a
benefit
out
of
doing
this.
So
maybe
it's
a
learning
behavior,
but.
Yeah,
but
what,
what
animals
are.
They
survive
by
eating
everything,
Especially
alligators
and
crocs.
They're
like,
I'm
gonna
eat
you
you're
here,
I'm
eat
you.
Well,
they're
also
like
scavengers,
right?
They
eat
what
they
can
get.
Opportunist
eaters.
So
what
was,
what
would
playing
dead,
drowning
in
the
water
accomplished
for
them?
Like,
fish
aren't
gonna
look
at
them
and
be
like,
ooh,
he's
dying,
I'm
gonna
eat
him
now.
Maybe
it
didn't
do
it
on
purpose
the
first
time,
but
they're
learning.
But
then,
like
I
said,
Joe
Schmo
swam
out
there
and
he
got
five
stars
on
his
ubereats
delivery.
Yep,
that's
good
quality.
They're
evolving.
Yeah,
I
was
fresh.
Still
98.7
degrees
hot.
So
I
think
people,
when
it
comes
to
crops,
maybe
we
need
like
security
guards
around
like.
No,
no,
he's
not
drowning.
He's
not
a
person.
Leave
him
alone.
It's
just
a
croc.
He's
tripping.
Meanwhile,
according
to
scientists,
he's
not
trying
to
eat
you
though.
According
to
scientists,
this
is
a
behavior
you're
misinterpreting.
Yeah,
okay,
well,
okay,
so
I'm
the
dumb
one.
Teach
me
how
to
speak
croc
then.
Right?
Dumb
ass.
I
don't
like
all
that.
And
I'm
talking.
Okay,
Meanwhile,
space
is
fake.
No,
we're
not
there
yet.
Hold
on.
So
meanwhile
in
Tennessee,
have
you
heard
about
this
story?
I
don't
know.
That's
Tennessee.
There
was
a
licensed
security
guard.
Oh
yeah.
At
a
nightclub.
Licensed
security
guard
at
a
nightclub
in
Tennessee.
Someone
opened
fire
on
the
crowd
that
was
standing
outside
the
nightclub.
Right.
And
the
licensed
security
guard
opened
fire
back.
Apparently
grazed
the
shooter
because
the
would
be
shooter
ended
up
in
the
hospital
with
non
life
threatening
injuries.
Dang
it.
Basically
told
himself.
Told
on
himself
and
is
now
going
to
jail.
But
because
of
the
quick
actions
of
this
licensed
security
guard,
people
were
saved.
Yeah,
of
course
we
need
more
of
that.
Good
stories.
One
where
the
licensed
security
guard
took
action
and
there
was
no
mass
shooting.
Right,
we
need
more
stories
like
that.
I
don't
know.
I
mean,
the
alternative
to,
to
you
can't
destroy
all
the
guns.
That's
just
the
way
it
is.
They
exist.
They're
always
going
to
exist.
They're
made
of
metal.
They're
not
going
nowhere.
So
how
do
you
stop
this
kind
of
stuff?
You
give
a
good
guy
with
training
like
this
guy
was
a
firearm,
teach
them
how
to
use
it,
put
them
in
a
job
like
that.
And
he
just
saved
people's
lives.
Who
knows
how
many.
No,
I.
I
feel
like
it's
more
of
the
idea
that
there's
a
good
story
out
there,
you
know,
there's
a.
Lot
of
them
that
are
not
reported
on.
Right.
And
why?
Like,
I
feel
like.
Well,
because
a
lot
of
them
don't
even
really
make
the
news.
But
I
again,
I
feel
like
it's
like
why
we
are
so
inundated
with
just
horrible
stories.
I'm
sick
of
it.
Yeah.
Just
imagine
if,
if
that
guy
wasn't
there,
how
many
people
would
be.
Right.
Because
of
some
nut
job.
We
have
a
mental
health
crisis,
not
a
gun
crisis
in
this
country.
Agree.
Let's
be
clear.
Well,
we
have
issues
with
American
health,
period.
Which
your
body
health
equals
mental
health
too.
It's
all
connected.
Food
we
eat
and
everything.
Go
ahead.
I
think
it's
what
we're
also
consuming
in
the
media.
I
feel
like
if
we
had
more.
Good
stories
that
you.
Yeah,
constant
negativity
is
never
good
for
your
brain.
Exactly.
So
another
good
story
you
said.
Exactly.
That
was
expensive
word
you
just
said
there,
right?
Oh,
no,
I
swapped
it
out
for
an
iguana
egg.
It's
okay.
To
help
the
invasiveness.
No,
another
good
story
is
the
astronauts.
They
finally
got
to
come
home.
Yes.
Thankfully,
that's
a
feel
good
thing,
in
my
opinion,
that
they
finally
got
to
come
home
after
nine
months
of
being
stuck
up
there.
Yeah.
Hopefully
they,
they're
able
to
kind
of
do
their
physical
therapy
and
stuff
and
get
back
to
normal
because
their
bodies
are
atrophied.
From
what
I
saw
and
read
about,
their
health
does
take
a
major
hit
coming
back
to
Earth
because
of
gravity.
Remember
on
Wally,
why
our
kiddo's
favorite
back
in
the
day.
But
they
were
all,
you
know,
space
and
they
were,
they
looked
like
babies,
their
bone
density
was
none,
but
they.
Had
a
lot
of
fluffy.
So
I
can
imagine,
right,
that
they
made
these
astronauts
who
were
up
there
for
nine
extra
months.
Well,
speaking
of
that,
Trump
was
in
some
kind,
not
really
a
press
conference,
but
you
know,
he
takes
questions
when
he
does
whatever
he
was
asked.
Like
do
the
astronauts,
since
they
weren't
supposed
to
be
up
there
for
nine
months
straight,
do
they
get
overtime?
Because
their
salary.
Only
their
salary.
So
the
answer
is
no.
But
Trump
said,
I
didn't
even
know.
I
didn't
even
think
about
this.
Nobody
even
brought
this
up
to
me.
If
I
have
to,
I
will
pay
them
out
of
my
own
because
they
should
be
getting
more,
a
lot
more
than
what
they
got.
Yeah,
it's
almost
like
hazard
pay.
Not
even
overtime.
It's
like
hazard
pay.
Well,
they
get
something.
It's
kind
of
similar
like
that,
but
it's
still
only
equaled
out
to
like
five
bucks
a
day.
Oh,
so
that
it
was
like
A
thousand
dollars
extra.
Only
a
thousand
bucks
for
nine
months
of
not
seeing
your
family,
your
friends.
I
mean,
like
how
destroying
your
body.
How
bored
are
you
too?
You
know,
like
that
mental
game
of
being
stuck
in
space
in
a
tube.
I
don't
know.
I
mean,
I
think
they
actually
go
up
there
and
they
do
a
lot.
Of
stuff,
but
still
you,
you
don't.
Go
out
there
and
play
Xbox.
You're
not
conversating
with
anybody
other
than
somebody
on
a
mic
and
maybe
the
other
person
that
stuck
with
you.
You're
not
seeing,
you're
not
touching
grass.
Well,
what's
weird
to
me
too
is
like,
why
do
they
keep
sending
people
up
there?
I
thought
the
plan
was
to
bring
that
thing
down.
I
don't
know,
didn't.
Yeah,
I
think
one
of
our
episodes,
we
even
talked
about
it,
Eli.
But
that's
I
think
like
a
2050
projection.
It's
not
anything
soon.
Yeah,
but
what
the
hell,
man?
Why
are
we
going
up
there
anyway?
What's
out
there,
babe?
Right
there.
What's
out
there?
Nothing.
How
about
we
focus
our
energy
on.
Multi
planetary
species,
multi
planetary
jumping
travel.
That's
the
word,
traveling.
Yeah,
yeah.
We
should
be
on
Mars
and
stuff.
Yeah,
we
need,
we
need.
But
if
you
think
about
it
though.
So
these
astronauts,
that
one
Matt
Damon
grew
potatoes
up
there,
man,
we'd
be
fin.
That
was
Mars.
I
know,
that's
what
I'm
saying.
That's
our
first
step.
Okay,
but
these
astronauts
stuck
up
there
for
nine
months.
They
were
brought
back
from
SpaceX,
right?
Yes,
SpaceX
is
how
they
got.
Yeah,
Boeing
was
supposed
to
bring
them
back,
but
they
failed
miserably.
SpaceX
has
a
lot
of
failures
too.
Like
how
antsy
and
nervous
are
you,
those
astronauts
and
like
SpaceX
is
coming.
What's
their
failures?
They
had
the
thing
blow
up
recently.
That's
R
D.
That's
not.
That
had
nothing
to
do
with
the
rockets
that
they
use
to
send
things
up
and
send
things
back.
I'm
serious
at
that.
That's
like
comparing
a
Chevy
Corvette
to
a
Chevy
Silverado.
It's
not
even
remotely
the
same
thing.
One
has
been.
I
mean,
that's
a
stupid
analogy.
But
I'm
saying
though,
you're
going
apples.
And
oranges
and
you.
It
is
though,
because
we'll
say
the
apple
was
investigated
and
researched
to
death.
They
got
all
the
bugs
out
of
the
apple,
but
the
orange
is
still
kind
of
like
we
don't
know
how
to.
We
don't
know
how
to
grow
this
thing
yet.
I'm
serious.
It's
the
same
thing.
Your
analogy
is
just
on.
I
am
stupid.
But
it's
the
same,
like
one
thing
has
been
tested,
it's
been
shown.
The
performance
has
been
shown
to
work.
They've.
You
would
have
no
apprehension
and
say
specs
could.
SpaceX
is
coming
to
get
you.
I
would
1000%
take
SpaceX
over
Boeing.
I
mean,
you
might
have
a
point.
I
ain't
going.
You
might
have
a
point.
Y'all
can't
even
fly
airplanes.
Right?
Right.
Now
you
might
see
the
Boeing
guy
get
absolutely
destroyed
in
Congress.
The
CEO?
No.
Oh,
he.
This
might
be
old,
to
be
honest
with
you,
but
he
got
destroyed.
And
he
had
a
26.6percent
raise
while
everyone
else
in
the
company
had
maybe
like
1
or
2%.
And
while
the
company's
going
up
in
flames.
Yep.
Yeah,
that's.
That
was
interesting.
Mind
boggling.
But
Tesla
cars
are
being
destroyed,
which
is
ridiculous.
And
vandalized
and
sold.
Like,
what
do
you
think
you're
doing?
We're.
I'm
telling
you,
I.
What
do
you
think
you're
doing?
Everybody
sell
it.
Please.
Keep
selling
your
Teslas.
Saturate
the
market
with
your
Model
Y.
We
are
not
getting
a
Tesla.
What
if
it
goes
to
25k?
We're
not
getting
Tesla.
If
it
goes
to
25k,
we
have
a
van
that's
worth
30
something.
Listen
to
me.
Listen
to
what
I'm
saying.
Our
payment
will
be
300
bucks
a
month
on
a
17,000
mile
Tesla.
You
ready?
Yeah.
Okay.
No.
We're
not
getting
a
Tesla.
Why
not?
And
I'm
not.
I
don't
give
a
crap
about
Elon
or
Tesla
or
any
of
that.
It's
just
because
we
have
a
van.
It
serves
a
purpose.
It
has
eight
seats.
Eight.
It
does.
Eight
seats
in
it.
I
want
to
maintain
that
many
seats.
Why?
Tesla
doesn't
have
that.
Why?
That's
a
vehicle.
Not
a
question.
How
often.
How
often
do
we
use
those
94
seats?
I
would
say
at
least
once
a
month.
That's
a
lie.
It
is
not.
Well,
even
so,
it's
like
everybody
that
needs
to
sit
in
the
car
can
sit
in
their
own
car
too.
Right.
But
when
it
costs
per
car,
we
can
get
away
with
only
paying
for
one
car
rather
than
three
cars.
Like
what
cost
per
car
when
we.
Did
the
Festival
of
Lights.
When
we
did.
There's
a
couple
other
things.
Oh,
you
go
to.
So
the
Festival
of
Lights
that
we
all
agree
that
we
will
never
go
back
to.
Fair
enough.
But
you
go
into
Honeymoon
island,
it's
per
car.
Okay,
so
my
point
is.
My
point
is,
is
I
don't
want
to
pay
for
oil
changes.
I
want
to
pay
less
for
brake
pads.
Less
often,
gasoline
is
expensive.
We
have
a
freaking
solar
system
on
our
house
that
can
be
used
to
generate
energy
and
have
a
free
gas
tank
or
a
free
tank
of
volts.
Yeah,
but
in
the
winter
months,
when
it's
not
as
sunny.
Doesn't
matter.
It's
still.
The
ROI
is
a
lot
higher
and
a
lot
faster
than
a
gas
guzzler.
Not
getting
Tesla,
but
we'll
see.
I'm
really
curious
what
people
think
they're
doing
after
you've
already
bought
it,
that
you
sell
it.
Yeah,
it
depreciates
in
value.
You
already
gave
money.
You
gave
Elon
your
money.
So
what
are
we
doing?
Elon's
not
really
making
money
off
of
secondhand
stuff,
other
than
maybe
service
calls
and
things
of
that
nature.
Right.
And
then
if
you
destroy
a
Tesla
or
if
you
vandalize
it,
that.
Then
you
go
to
jail.
Right.
So
what
are.
What
are
we
doing?
What
are
we
doing?
I
don't
understand
it.
I
really
don't.
I
mean,
you
don't
have
to
like
what
the
dude's
doing,
and
that's
totally
fine,
but
vandalizing
property
that's
not
yours,
not
smart.
Selling
your
vehicle,
whatever,
that's
an
impact
to
you.
That's
not
violent.
And
if
that's
what
you
want
to
do,
then
it
doesn't
make
sense.
But
go
ahead.
You
know,
you
show
him.
You
show
that.
South
Africa,
though,
you
already
paid
him,
but.
Yeah.
That
you
already
paid
him.
You
show
him
that
you
don't
like
Tesla.
Never
buy
another
one.
Maybe.
Yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah.
That's
the.
That's
the
smart
thing
to
do.
But
they're
telling
people
to,
like,
carry
guns
if
you
own
a
Tesla,
because
they're
getting
harassed
on
the
street
and
all
that
stuff.
It
makes
no
sense.
It's
like,
dude,
I
own
a
car.
I
don't.
I
mean,
it's
not.
Just
because
Elon's
a
CEO,
it
doesn't
mean
that
I
support
what
he's
doing.
Right.
Meanwhile,
Selena's
murderer
had
a
gun
in
her
car
and
killed
Selena.
Yeah.
She
about
to
get
out,
ain't
she?
I
swear
to
my
God,
if
I
don't
give
a
damn
about
Tesla,
none
of
that,
but
if
Yolanda
gets
out
of
jail,
I
don't
know
how
I'm
gonna
feel.
I
might.
That's
something
I
would
write
over.
That's
something
I
would
go
to
the
streets
for.
You
go
into
the
streets?
I
will
go
to
the
streets
over
Selena,
yes.
Yeah.
That's
weird.
I
mean,
I
feel
like
that
kind
of
stuff,
like,
if
you
take
a
life,
your
life
is
forfeit,
which
makes
no
sense.
Right.
If
you
get
a
life
sentence,
you
can
go
out
on
parole
one
day.
I
don't
think
that's
how
it
should
work.
So
my
life
is
only
worth
like
30
years.
Right.
She
took
away
a
young
girl's
life.
And
she
could
have
been
bigger
than
anyone
today
as
far
as
music
goes.
Right.
But
it's
just
to
me,
if
you're
a
murderer
and
you
did
it
and
it
wasn't
like
self
defense,
you
know,
she
admitted.
Yeah,
she
admitted
that
she
just
capture.
Yep.
Your
life's
forfeit.
Yep.
And
I'm
not
saying
that
they
should
just
put
you
in
a
chair,
but
prison
for
the
rest
of
your
life
is
probably
fair.
Yeah.
At
the
very
least,
you
took
away
somebody's
life.
So
guess
what?
Yours
is
now
taken
away.
Right.
You
don't
get
to
do
that.
But
I
saw
on
TikTok
this
one
Latin
lady,
Latina
lady,
and
she
said
that
all
the
Latinos
are
going
to
go
and
wait
to
see
if
Yolanda
comes
out.
I
will
drive
the
getaway
car.
I
will
help.
I
can
be
there.
You
will
help?
What
if
they.
If
they.
If
they're
going
to
do
anything
against
Yolanda?
I
could
be
there.
I
can
be
there
in
support.
You
mean
you
just.
You'll
be
there
in
support
of
a
protest?
Yes.
Okay,
I'm
there.
A
non
violent
protest.
Right.
Okay,
maybe.
No.
A
non
violent
protest.
Right.
Okay.
Just
to
be
clear,
nonviolent.
Yes,
okay,
Exactly.
Okay,
good.
I'm
just
driving.
Driving
what?
A
Tesla?
Shut
up.
So
what's
the
worst
fight
that
you
ever
saw
in
high
school?
I.
I
read
this
question
and
I
had
to
think,
but
my.
I
think
the
worst
one
was
when
I
was
in
ninth
grade,
so
I
was
fresh
into
high
school,
and
these
two
black
chicks
were
fighting
and.
Oh,
my
God,
there
was
weave
everywhere.
I'm
serious.
Like,
they
were
yanking
each
other's
hair
out
and
it
was
everywhere.
That's
not
the
one
I
thought
you
were
gonna
say.
Which
one?
I
think
you're
gonna
talk
about
the
belts.
One.
The
belts?
Yeah.
What
are
you
talking
about?
Did
I
see
this?
Yeah,
you
told
me
the.
What?
You
told
me
that
there
was
a
fight.
I
didn't
even
see
this,
so
I.
I
can't
say
that
this
is
mine.
But
you
told
me
that
there
were
two
guys,
they
took
off
their
belts
and
they
were
fighting
each
other
with
them.
Like,
hitting
each
other
with
their
belts.
You're.
That
must
be
your
other
boyfriend.
Well,
there
weren't
many
before
you.
Well,
you
better
talk
to
them
because
I
don't
remember
ever
telling
you
that.
I
never
seen
nobody
Beating
each
other
with
a
belt.
Really?
Other
than
my
mama.
Okay,
fair
enough.
I
thought
it
was
gonna
be
the.
Belts
one,
so
I
don't
remember
that.
Okay.
I.
I
really.
Honestly,
I
don't
think
I've
seen
that
many
fights
in
high
school.
Really?
Yeah,
it
wasn't
much.
It
was
definitely
my
freshman
year,
so.
It
would
have
been
your
sophomore
that
I
saw
the
most,
like,
though.
There
were
so
many.
Yeah.
I
don't
know
if
it's
something
about
that
year
that
just.
It's
almost
like
going
to
prison.
You
got
to
establish
dominance
immediately.
Yeah,
yeah,
yeah.
No,
mine
was
three
girls.
There
was
three
girls
against
one.
And
see,
that's
messed
up.
The
one,
she
actually
held
her
own.
Good.
But
still.
And
then
one
of
the
assistant
principals
was
like,
all
messed
up,
makeup
smeared,
and
she's
screaming,
everybody
go
to
class.
And
traumatizing
times.
Yeah,
I
remember
that.
That
fight
that
I
was
talking
about
where
the
weave
was
everywhere.
They're.
They.
I
remember
the
principal
and
they're
the
administrators
coming
there
and
trying
to
tell
everybody
to
go
to
class.
I'm
like,
I
can't,
man.
It's
pay
per
view.
My
parents
paid
for
this.
This
was
before
cell
phones.
Oh,
yeah,
before
tick
tock.
Yeah.
There
was
no
recording
it.
It
was
like
we
got
live
action.
I
wonder
if
that
almost
keeps
kids.
No,
no.
I
don't
know.
I
was
thinking
that.
I
do
think
it
probably.
I
mean,
I
see
lots
of
Karen
videos,
but
I
do
think
that
it
makes
you
think
twice
about
being
a
dick
when
you're
older.
I
think
if
you're
the
right
person,
maybe.
Yeah.
Like
I
said,
there's
a
mental
health
crisis
in
this
country.
So
I
think
a
lot
of
people,
they
don't
care
or.
I
don't
know,
they
think
that
it's
not
going
to
happen,
that
they're
going
to
get
recorded
and
immortalized
online.
Right.
But
that,
that,
for
example,
that
one
older
dude
who
got
caught,
dude
was
recording
and
punching
his
window
in
his
car.
It
was
like
a
road
rage
incident.
You
know
what
I'm
talking
about?
No,
but
everybody's,
like,
remixing
the
video.
He's
punching
the
car
in
a
cadence,
so
they're
like
doing
music
to
it
and
dancing.
And
it's
like
this
dude
will.
He
will
never,
ever,
ever
live
that
down.
It's.
It's
forever.
No,
I.
I
lost
it
the
other
day
on
a
video
where
the
old
man
was
trying
to
put
money
in
a
toll
booth
to
try
and
get
out
of
the
parking.
Yeah,
but
see,
that's
funny,
though.
I
know,
but
I
feel
like
I
need
more
of
that
in
my
life
and
not
this.
Right.
I
brough
that.
I.
Yeah,
I
agree
though.
But
I'm
just
saying
if
you
go
out
there
and
you
act
like
an
be
prepared
to
be
immortalized
as
an.
Yep.
And
that
that
happened
to
this
dude
and
it
my
dad
sends
me
videos,
he's
like,
here's
another
one.
It'd
be
months,
six
months
later
and
he's
like,
I
found
another
one,
another
remix
and
a
dude
will
be
playing
the
guitar
and
he's
punching
the
window
playing
the
drums.
I'm
really
gonna
need
to
get
back
to
more
of
like
the
AFV
videos.
Like
let's
get
back
to
that.
Where
those
are
funny
and
they
light
hearted.
Right.
You
can
watch
them
in
front
of
your
kids.
Right?
Yeah,
I
miss
those.
Me
too.
Me
too.
Bye.
Love
you.
Should
I
stop
it?
Yeah.
Do
you
want
me
to
stop
it
now?
Here.
What
are
we
at?
38.
That's
not
bad.
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