I have not taken a shower today. Ew. That's how we're starting today? Yeah.
I figured I'd just be honest with the listeners and tell them that I smell nice.
Just get it out of the way. Yeah. That's good. Yeah. I just want everybody to know.
Appreciate it. It's not, you don't have, don't, don't, don't, uh, help.
Smell your screen? What are you trying to say? I don't know.
Oh, okay. All right. Don't, don't feel like you're forced to take a shower by the shower lobby.
The shower lobby. Yeah, it's probably a thing. I doubt it. Yeah,
the shampoo lobby and stuff. They're just trying to get your money, bro.
So it's really warm in Florida now. It is. We have sunburn. We do.
First sunburn of the year.
Yep, yep. Soccer means outside, means extra sunburn. I mean,
we play, our daughter plays in a recreational league.
And I mean, that's all year round pretty much for us here in Florida.
But mind you, it does get chilly. We have to wear hoodies and stuff.
Well, the interesting thing is they actually take a break in the summer.
Yes. They don't take a break in the winter. They take a break in the summer.
Because it gets very hot. It's hot here.
It's hot enough to where they're like, I'm not going outside and F you.
But this podcast is not brought to you by Solo Recover, but we highly recommend
it for when you do get sunburned. Yes, it isn't.
But I do think they should contact us and probably throw us a couple bucks.
As much as we talk about it. And we buy it. Although. Religiously.
As much as we get sunburned, like maybe we should learn our lesson and put on sunscreen.
Like maybe. That feels gross.
But it protects your skin and prevents things like melanoma.
Yeah, but I think the problem with that is, though, is all the chemicals that
is, that is, that are, the chemicals that are, is be into the sunscreen.
That. Well, okay. We're struggling today.
Got it. Already. We're starting off good. All right. That's okay.
We'll be okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But that also means with the weather turning that there's all these events in Florida.
Well, yeah, Gasparilla already happened, didn't it? Yeah, that was back in January.
And that was cold. It was very cold. We did not go. That was too cold.
When's stone crab season?
I think it's October through like March. I'm way off. I'm over here trying to
act like I know what I'm doing. Let me. I got it.
IndyCar was today. Yes. That's my favorite. The first IndyCar race of the season in St. Pete.
We just finished watching it. It was a good race. Our guy didn't win.
Joseph Newgarden. We want him to win. I don't really know why.
We're just rooting for somebody. Yeah, we're just rooting for somebody.
Well, he's American and his car is a Chevy.
So rooting for american sure made in america yeah i guess he was made in america
car was made in america but i mean it was a really good race though and we actually
went to one of the races once upon a time because my work got us passes and
it was a cool event to go to it's one of the,
nicest and coolest outdoor events i've ever been to yeah i mean one it's in
st pete like you can't get better than that no but it's also in a time of year
where it's you know pretty mild You can walk outside.
There's lots of vendors. You can see the freaking Gulf.
It's beautiful. And there's yachts around you. There's helicopters and planes
landing right next to you because they actually closed down part of the St.
Pete airport to allow for the private.
But yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's not. Yeah, they don't shut down an actual like legit airport.
But my point is, is it's amazing. They drive through the streets of St. Pete and the airport.
And it was and still is one of my fondest sports memories.
Well, there you go. Because of how intense and crazy it is. It sounds like bees. It does.
It sounds like a beehive when they start up and they start going. It's crazy.
But I thoroughly enjoy the event too. It's good for kids too, I think.
They definitely need hearing protection. For sure. But it's a huge, huge festival. Mm-hmm.
Walking around, you can go talk to people that make the tires.
You can go talk to people that are the mechanics.
Yeah, when we went, there was a big McLaren tent. Yes. That's pretty cool.
Yeah, and you can get drunk as shit out there if you want. That's a Florida thing.
I mean, any event outside or any event anywhere in Florida, kids freaking like
bounce houses, they have alcohol for the parents. They got to hand it all out.
It's crazy. But I will say, we went to a skating rink, and they didn't have any alcohol.
Really? I didn't even look. I didn't see anything. I didn't see any alcohol
in their drink thing or the option to get a pitcher of beer,
which I wouldn't have gotten anyway. I haven't drank in over a year.
But it's... Round of applause for you. Yes, please. I got my coin. It's right here. Look.
Chosen sobriety. Let's be clear. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But it still makes me feel
nice. Yeah. It's a good milestone.
She's downgrading my... The other event that's happening now that Florida is
really popular for is Strawberry Fest. Oh, yeah.
Well, is that over? No. It was going through this weekend, I think.
Oh, okay. It might be over today. Yeah, I think it's just now ended because it's March now. Yep.
But it stretched over, you know, a couple of days, a couple of weeks.
That's the typical span of a Strawberry Fest.
And they bring in tons of people to actually have a concert.
Like Flo Rida. Who was here this time? Uh-huh. He's typically,
he frequents a lot. Last year was Ludacris.
Reba was there this year. Oliver Anthony. He was there? Bitch Boys.
Sarah Evans. Like, there's a lot of people who come. And not,
you know, anything huge. Like, you would, you know, hate to go to,
like, Emily Arena or whatever. Yeah, but Ludacris was here.
True. I mean, but he's, he's.
Kind of retired, in my opinion. I don't care. No.
I like him. Don't get me wrong. But once the last time he had an album come out. It doesn't matter.
But anyways, so Strawberry Fest is another outdoor event. And then coming up
in April is called Sun and Fun. We haven't done that one yet.
Is that the airport place? Yeah. Yeah, they got an air show and stuff.
Yes. I want to try and do that one this year. That's in Lakeland, right?
In and around, yeah. Locke land? Yeah, exactly. Okay. Well, that's good.
But yeah, they do like an air show. There's tons of stuff for the kids to do.
So you got to drag me out of the house. Yeah, that's great. You and your agoraphobia.
But I thought, you know, all these events coming up, we really need to invest
in Solo Recover, which is not brought to you by this podcast.
But also, we probably should just bite the bullet on some sunscreen.
And beach burkas.
I think you need to patent that and actually start to develop those. I agree.
Maybe for people who are very fair-skinned like yourself. Yeah.
Yeah. Could be. I would totally wear that.
Could be. But I think the Sun and Fun would be a really cool event for our kiddo.
Have her go out there and see all that.
Definitely need hearing protection for that, too. Absolutely.
But I feel like we've been really busy recently with all this stuff for our
kiddo, like especially with school stuff. Ugh.
Recently she actually what why does school cost so much money.
You mean extra money? Yeah. Yeah. I pay all these taxes in our county. Uh-huh.
And our school system then asks for more money via donations,
PTA stuff, you know, buy this fundraiser.
Spirit shirt, buy a shirt, here's a shirt. Right, here's Kona Ice that comes
every whatever amount of days.
And then now here's a school project that you now have to dress your child up for.
Fuck you. Lots of costumes and lots of wearables. It's crazy. I agree.
But for this month, it was February. It was for Black History Month.
Our kiddo did a wax museum presentation.
Yes. Really good. I will say, I'm sitting here bitching and complaining about
the money, but the school put on this huge show for us, and it was awesome.
They did a really good job. The kids did such a good job.
So our kiddo's in the fourth grade, and her presentation was on Bessie Coleman.
And Bessie Coleman, the first Native American and African-American pilot, woman, pilot.
To achieve a pilot's license. Yes.
So our daughter's presentation, she did the trifold board.
She had the pictures and she had little bits and pieces of history for Bessie Coleman.
And she was dressed up like a pilot. She was dressed as a pilot.
It was really cute. And then they had the kids put stickers on their hands.
And then you go around, you boop the kid's hand and they do a speech on their person.
So they open up like their whole auditorium area for parents to then come in
and walk around the exhibits and boop, like you said, boop the kids and have
them do their little speech to everybody.
It was so cool seeing all these kids dressed up and then reading their speeches
to people because I like it better than just doing a speech in front of a bunch
of people because it's kind of like more personable.
And I don't know, I feel like it's a little bit less nerve-wracking.
You're still talking to strangers, which stranger danger, but.
I don't know. It's just a little bit different. But I still think it's good
to get them used to talking to people that's not their parents or friends. Right.
And that was awesome to watch. And I tried to hover around our kid and boop
her over and over again so nobody else would. But you yelled at me.
Right. Because you got to give her that experience. And she wanted it.
I know she did. She wanted that experience. She was all about it.
Having people come up and having to do her speech.
Yeah. And she's a very timid kid, too. So it was kind of cool seeing her.
Break out of her shell and you know the more and
more i think about it the more and more i think she needs to do drama
type stuff acting speeches oh
god she would love that i know it's like she's less of
a physical kid and more of like a like an
artist yeah she's always said that about
our kid because she she's definitely timid
until you put her on the spot to perform right
yeah she loves dancing she loves to sing she plays the
piano one of the things that she used to say to
us when she was younger is you're not on stage yeah
that was like her that was an insult from her right like she would come home
be like so and so she was she kept back like she was on stage and i told her
she wasn't on stage it's like damn you cut you told her to shut the hell up
i mean that kind of goes into one of the questions that i asked you earlier
this week and told you to shut up and wait for the podcast.
But one of the things I asked you this week was, are kids born with the instinct of competitiveness?
Or is it something that you learn from your surroundings? Is it nature versus nurture kind of deal?
And we had an interesting discussion with a lot of people.
And for me, I feel like it's both. I feel like it's both nature and nurture
that you can be born with the sense of competitiveness.
But if your family is really into competition, sports or those kind of things
where you are an overachiever.
Like you learn to be even more competitive. That's my opinion.
Can I talk now? Yes. I think you're born with it 100%.
And I think that because of we have parts in us that have existed since we were cavemen.
The amygdala, for example.
Fire or flight. That's still there. Even though we don't live in the woods,
we're not being stalked by freaking saber-toothed tigers.
We still have that that thing going on and
damn my stomach wow it but
it's i think that is the same when it comes to competition like survival of
the fittest is a competition yeah and we are part of survival of a fit of the
fittest now nowadays we don't act like it Because we have everything handed to us.
But back then, when civilization and stuff started and humans were roaming the
earth along with dinosaurs and crap, we were competing with other animals.
And I hear you. I get your point. But then you see kids out on a baseball field
or out on a soccer field, whatever field that their parents are putting them on as a sport.
Right. And you see them chasing butterflies.
They're not paying attention. They are full out, like, just in their own world
because the sport, the competitiveness isn't important to them.
Or the kids who never join a sport, even as teenagers or as adults,
like, they don't enjoy team sports.
So to me, it's like, to an extent, right, we're born with an instinct to fight
flight from danger, but. And compete for food.
But we don't have to compete for food in the United States of America,
typically. Not anymore.
But that still doesn't mean, I mean, we don't have to fight or flight anymore either.
Right. But it's still there. That's a stress response. That's where anxiety comes from.
You can't tell me, man, you are the maddest person in the world when you don't eat.
I am not. Our daughter is. Yeah. Let's be clear. You can't tell me that ain't
no fight. That's not part of the caveman aspect.
No. Yes. Angry. That's just being hangry. Yeah, you're right.
You want to go out there and you want to eat a squirrel raw.
No. but I mean seriously though if you think about like the kids who are out
on the field whose parents are forcing them to be there they have no sense of
competition okay so they don't have competition for sports but,
you've seen the videos of toddlers who have siblings that are the same age they
could be twins and they are like eight months old or whatever,
One sibling's playing with something and the other one comes up and takes it
and the other one flops around and dives like it's like they're dying.
Like a professional soccer player. They were not taught that.
That is just, you came out of there, flying out of there with that freaking competition gene.
100%. I mean, but that's sibling rivalry, though. I feel like.
Where did that come from?
I mean, okay, you can say that's an instinct. Great white sharks eat each other in the womb.
But i mean but is that like i don't
know what that have to do with anything but it does half are
you okay i don't know probably your stomach i'm stroking out yeah i think that's
what's happening in my competition my stomach's eating my brain so you're the
one who wants to squirrel right now i do okay gotcha well i think it's an interesting
concept that you know whether it's nature versus nurture but you brought up
toddlers so let's jump into this topic,
what happened at the white house recently oh a bunch of toddlers is what oh
yeah don't get me started the idea that i gotta pull out my notes the idea that we're having.
Arguments like full-blown arguments in front of media like i get that it's probably
provoked or Maybe some people think it's staged, but it's like,
why are we doing this in front of the media? Like you're giving them a story.
Let's not give them stories. Maybe that's the purpose. I don't know.
Did you watch the entire thing? No, I wouldn't say the entire thing.
I watched probably the last 10 minutes, which is what most people watched,
which was where it got pretty fiery in there. Mm hmm. Okay.
I watched the entire 50 minutes of start to finish. Okay. Okay.
Now, if you are in a position as Zelensky is, where your country is literally
getting, your people are dying.
And you are being offered our help, the United States' help,
to help broker a peace deal with Russia.
And your goal is to come here and essentially start the process of signing said peace deal, okay?
Why would you come here in the Oval Office and start calling the other side
that's not there, and I'm talking about Putin, I'm not saying he's a good guy.
I don't like the dude either, but why are you going to start calling him a terrorist
and a murderer when you're trying to broker a peace deal?
For him or he's he's one
of the parties uh-huh to the peace deal so you're
gonna go in there you're going to insult the guy
that has to come to the table too that's not
how negotiations work you don't shit on somebody while you're trying to negotiate
a peace deal in my opinion i don't think zelensky wants a peace deal from from
his body language and the shit he was saying in this meeting,
he does not want a peace deal.
Trump would say something. This dude would throw his arms up in frustration
and then Vance started digging into him because he was being disrespectful,
and from what I saw and what I heard he called him a bitch in Ukrainian or whatever their slang.
He called him a bitch and then there was another point in time where he mumbled
under his breath their slang version of fuck you.
You're over here in the U.S., in the Oval Office. You are being a disrespectful little prick.
I think them shitting on him in front of the media was perfectly warranted because
he just showed his true colors that, from what I saw, he did not want peace. He does not want peace.
Trump and Vance, they kept saying, we need to do the negotiations.
We need this, this, this, and this. And he's like, you can't negotiate with Putin.
It's like, but we weren't there to help proceed with this.
Like this whole thing was about us signing minerals, a minerals deal with them, right?
Which then allows the U.S. to have economic interest in Ukraine,
which then makes Russia less likely to attack them when we're over there and
they're supplying us with minerals.
We have an economic interest in Ukraine now.
What, what NATO wants and what Ukraine wants is for Ukraine to join NATO.
Do you know what that does?
That makes Ukraine have to conform to NATO military purchases, which is also fucked up.
Boeing, Raytheon, all those defense contractors, they have to buy from them.
They lock down an entire market.
What? We have a problem here in the United States with the military-industrial
complex and how they want us in a perpetual state of war.
Because how does how do
these defense contractors make money they don't
yeah go ahead i want to hear it oh yeah
yeah wait wait one more thing one more thing so another
thing that that that i just read was the fact that obama's national security
team actually called zelensky before his meeting and essentially told him to
not accept any of this stuff,
any type of agreement with the current administration.
Do you know what that's called? That's called a Logan Act violation because
an administration that's not in power is contacting a foreign government to
try and persuade them to do things. Okay, your turn.
Do you want to have a conversation about this? Do you want to just vent and lament?
I said enough. I will sit here and listen if that's what you would like to do.
Well, no, I didn't say enough. Let me ask you this. Let me ask you this.
As a United States citizen, how comfortable would you feel if China or Russia
set up a military base in Mexico or Canada?
Can I talk now? Yes. Okay.
I'd like to have a conversation with you about this. Okay.
But I didn't feel like you gave a lot of the exposition about what happened,
right? Okay. So let's have a conversation. Okay.
So to me, I think there are a bunch of things wrong, right?
Of course. We don't want World War III. Well, true, right?
So first option, right? If you think about the different ways that this could
go, option one is Putin takes over Ukraine, right?
Like that's his goal. I don't know.
I think his goal, I don't know what his goal is. I'm not even going to speculate because I have no idea.
Okay. I'm not Putin. Okay, fine. But if you were to speculate,
he wants to take over Ukraine. He wants to make sure NATO's not going in there.
He wants to turn back the clock to 1993, whatever you think.
Ultimately, I think his goal is to not let NATO in there because then you have
major weapon systems that are your neighboring country. Right.
Just like we would never allow for Russia to have missiles in Cuba.
Right. If you remember history.
Exactly. Right. So what, luckily it was just Cuba and we were able to blockade
them and stop that from happening.
But what if, what if they did it in Mexico and they were actually successful?
Right. Yeah. So that's number one, right? Problem number one.
Number two is we've spent billions.
350 billion, I believe, is the number. Billions sending it over to Ukraine.
We are trying to help them.
We are trying to support them through what is a crisis, right?
And in doing so, to me, it sounds like we're fueling a war. We are.
Right. Because we're giving them arms, which this is the other thing.
How does Russia feel about us giving guns to a country that is now shooting
at Russia? Mind you. With our guns.
Mind you, we don't like Russia, right? Okay, and that's fine.
Right. But we're not trying to be involved in a war. Well, we're not. That's the point.
We're not trying to be involved in a war, and let's not do World War III.
Well, and let's not support a war, right? Like, that's got enough shit going on in hell. Yeah.
Our goal is to eliminate a global conflict.
Right. So with the ceasefire, we're trying to have a ceasefire.
And mind you, there have been multiple attempts at this.
Multiple ceasefires have been signed up until this point. Right.
So the multiple ceasefires, it's like, well, you're taking Putin at his word. Right.
So what how do we make everyone happy?
Right. So option two, which is what I understand. And again,
we are on unfiltered union. This is opinions only.
But when it comes to what the current administration is trying to do by the
economic buy in of the American people,
of the minerals that we're trying to do and allowing Putin to keep a specific
piece of Ukraine that rolls it back to 1993.
It's like trying to create a ceasefire and appeasement to have peace. Right.
The goal is 100% peace. Right. I think everyone can agree that that is the goal.
But whether or not you agree with the way we're going about it,
totally your opinion. Respect it.
But that's what's currently being talked about, what's trying to happen.
Then you have them getting in a room and...
Essentially acting like children. Like, come on, you're adults.
Let's have an actual conversation behind closed doors. Try and get to a negotiation.
I get that those conversations can get heated, but you don't do that out in
front and millions of people to watch and have everybody see what's happening. That's my opinion.
So option two, we talked about that. Option three.
Option three is we keep feeding Ukraine, keep giving them all of these resources, right?
And Russia isn't going to stop, right? Russia's not going to stop,
and eventually it escalates. Exactly.
And what does that escalation look like? World War III. Exactly.
Nuclear weapons may be fired, and that would be awful.
Right. Because one person fires them, everybody fires them, we're all dead. Yep.
So, hanging on a precipice there with option three, right? Maybe it doesn't go that far.
Maybe you don't think it ever would go that far. We could keep feeding the war and it would be fine.
But if you look at history, when someone is feeding someone a bunch of weapons
and helping them with the war, it never goes well.
Look at vietnam look at japan i'm right japan attacked us i believe because we were.
Blockading their economic stuff i
don't remember the exact reason but they didn't attack us unprovoked we weren't
directly involved in that but i think maybe it was because we were providing
arms to i think we were supporting britain yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah for sure and they attacked us.
So what's the difference between what we're doing now, sending planes,
sending tanks, arms, all kinds of stuff over there? What's the difference?
Now, some people may say Russia's evil. Okay, that's fine.
And that can be your opinion. Sure. But the bigger picture beyond bad Russia
is that you have a building tension.
And if you're trying to say that Ukraine should be NATO,
you align them with allies and
then russia has allies what happens exactly
you go out into a full-scale world war china's
involved north korea i know they're already semi-involved but
they will be involved and then we have
to then jump in full troops on the ground stuff we don't want that everybody's
done with war here we've had a fucking perpetual war in the middle east let's
just stop so let's not do this shit again and I think that was the point of
this meeting and the point of.
Our side going off on this dude because he came to the table.
Not, from what I saw, not wanting peace.
His whole thing was, you can't trust Putin. He's a murderer.
He's a freaking terrorist. And he has a good point. I get it. You can't trust Putin.
But what is the alternative? Do you negotiate?
How do you do that in a negotiation? So if me and you, if you're trying to buy
a house off me and I say, you're a fucker.
Are you going to buy that house off of me? I bet you suck having bang bang.
Are you going to buy the house off of me? Your OnlyFans is the worst.
Two buckets and some quick food.
No, but I'm just saying, you don't insult people who are supposed,
they're the other party to a negotiation.
That's not how negotiations work. If you're in a business and you're trying
to negotiate with a partner to buy out their business and you say your business
is, you ran your business to the ground because you're a shitty businessman.
Man, they're going to be like, all right, I'll go find another buyer.
That's what's happening. To an extent. It's not a business. It's a war. It's lives being lost.
Have you seen how they have to freaking build their manpower in Ukraine?
Our friends. It's the saddest, most horrific thing in the world.
I just watched like five videos. Why?
Because you have to do this to understand what's happening.
I don't like to talk shit about stuff unless I look and I understand the situation
you have to look at both sides I know.
But this dude in my opinion doesn't want peace you know how he conscripts soldiers
by force he kidnaps them I saw a bunch of videos dude is walking his dog right
walking his dog down the street he's probably an 18-19 year old dude so still a kid,
They pull up in like an unmarked van and five soldiers get out,
kidnap them. Dogs just running, running away.
I'm like, this dude's trying to walk his dog. He's probably got to pick up shit.
So a friend of a friend actually posted on Facebook recently that their mother.
So it's a very indirect story. So I'm going to quote it saying that I don't know this to be factual,
but a friend of a friend, And the mother actually had their son abducted from
while they were in Ukraine to be conscripted into the war.
She actually had to pay a ransom in order to get him out. And she's American?
But I'm not sure of her nationality. Does she live here?
I believe she lives here. Yes. So what I'm trying to say is she had to pay a
ransom even though we're giving them billions upon billions of dollars.
Yeah. It's not good. But once they dropped him off, wherever they dropped this,
her son off, the next person was there to kidnap him and bring him in to conscript him again. Yeah.
So. So they're human trafficking. This is word of mouth. Now,
and you can quote me, don't quote me, but.
The stuff that's happening that people are saying is happening,
you have to want it to stop. Like, if you are anyone who is a good person,
you have to want it to stop.
Yeah, and getting it to stop, you might have to make a couple concessions,
which means bringing Putin's evil ass to the table.
Unfortunately, but your country is on the brink of total annihilation.
You are conscripting people by
kidnapping them. And or the world is on the brink of a major war. Right.
Of we could seriously, I don't think people lean into this enough.
Nuclear war is a possibility. If you think Putin's evil.
Imagine if we had to send boots on the ground. Well, if you think Putin's evil, he has he has a button.
That's what I'm saying. And once he starts feeling in a corner,
what do you think he's going to do?
Do you think this guy who everybody I don't know the dude.
But he is not well-regarded here, and that's totally fine.
I don't really like what I read about him. I don't think he's a good person.
But if you back him into a corner by us as the U.S.
Putting boots on the ground, all of Europe, all of NATO putting boots on the
ground. Kitty has clothes.
Yeah. He's going to fight, and he's going to end up using weapons that then
we have to counter with, and then we all die.
I don't want to do that. I really hope I want to eat a lunchable tomorrow that
Dodge does, in fact, end quickly, meaning, you know, Elon and all his efforts
to find all the waste and all the things he says that he's doing.
I really hope that ends quickly, that he fixes all the things he says he's fixing.
And then he can focus back on his SpaceX because we need to go to Mars.
Yeah, we need to go to Mars. Yeah, I don't. The moon?
It's so terrifying, though. We have to, if we can, which that's what this meeting
was about, to try, we have to try.
Because the next step is not a good step. Right.
It's going to get crazy. All I'm saying is, first off, I'm glad I'm about to be 37.
Yeah, I'm about to be 37 years old. You forgot. And I got OCD.
So I ain't getting conscripted into no military service.
So the draft yeah I can't get drafted but and I don't want anybody to get drafted
into a war like that it would be brutal yeah so we haven't seen world war,
and we don't want to see another one nope nope nope nope but but you have to understand that,
That to do this, to do, to broker peace, you have to bring the party that is a peace, you know.
Both parties to the table. Yeah, you have to bring both parties to the table.
And to do that, you don't need to be insulting him in American media.
That's not how you do it. Right. If you want to insult behind closed doors. Right.
Have at it. That's what I'm saying. Right. But the first.
Or even if you want to insult Trump behind closed doors. Have at it. Right.
Stop doing it in front of everybody. You don't say fuck you and you don't say
fuck you bitch or bitch under your breath. That's what he said.
You watch it and I bet you you'll think the same thing.
There's videos of them, somebody with like audio degree. I don't have one of them. So Mars?
Are we skipping? We're done? Mars and the moon? Like which one sounds better?
The Mars looks like a beat with no water. I think it looks more like a desert.
I mean, that's okay. It looks hot. Yeah. So I prefer hot. Yeah.
Over the moon. Yeah. No atmosphere. I think the moon's cold. Yeah, so Mars.
Yeah. But I can't stick my head out of windows. I don't know how I would do
it. Oh, my God. We going after this?
Ask the question. Ask the question. No, I'm making a statement. I can't.
I cannot stick my head out of a window and breathe. There you go.
You can stick your head out of a window. But I can't breathe when I do it.
That's the weirdest thing. I could never be a dog. I was getting ready to say,
you better not reincarnate as a dog.
Because if you do live on mars you
will die because it's forcing air right i
don't i stuck my head out so her question today
can you stick your head out of a window and breathe i can't and i was like i
have no idea so on the way to breakfast i was driving so she's sticking her
head out the window like a dog no hold on i was sticking my head out the window
because my hair was wet i was trying to blow it dry because y'all were hungry
i was trying to get out the door quick,
okay sticking your head out the window like a dog and you couldn't breathe i'm
like man what the heck so i'm on the way back from breakfast i'm like i gotta
try this shit i drove i could breathe,
i survive i can't skydive like there's so many things that i can't do because
i can't breathe i'd probably pass out but i will say though that you sent me
and my dad to uh what is it called i I fly. I fly. Yeah.
Indoor skydiving. And I was concerned about not being able to breathe. So I got the full.
I got the full face.
And yeah, that that actually helped. It does feel funny.
I can't. It's like forcing air in and your body kind of like it's almost like short breaths.
When you stuck your head out the window, though, you were doing like like all
this kind of breathing. I'm like, no, breathe normal.
I'm talking about breathing normal. Well, I can't breathe normal.
So you can't breathe.
Breathing normal and breathing are the same thing.
And breathing, whatever you say is abnormal, I'm still alive.
You, if we both went down the road, somebody else driving, I could stick my
head out the window and survive longer than you.
You would die. You would break the wind tension, though, if I was behind you. So I'd be okay.
You'd be on the other side. Oh, okay. You're on the left side.
I'm on the right side. You stick your head out the window. We will see. I will live longer.
I won't die. I'll just pass out. And die.
Ovi has 11 goals left. I know. I'm so excited. I really do hope he gets it.
Well, you and I were talking about it when we watched the game the other night.
That would he ever be beat?
Like, was there anybody else who could ever get close once Ovi beats this?
The fact that he has made it this far is insane. Insane.
Goaltending now, I mean, yes, it's athletic and everything, but their pads are
huge. The goal is small. It's like...
I could be a fat goalie. I mean, obviously, I don't have skills like them.
But I'm just saying, I could block shots because of the huge pads.
Gretzky didn't have that back then. So the fact that Ovi is about to surpass
this dude when the league has changed so much and has made scoring a lot harder is huge. Yeah.
And he's going to do it. And I don't think anybody else will ever do it unless
they somehow change it, change the goalie pads back down.
You know, they come up with new composites and stuff like that to where they're
still protected. But they're the sizing is a lot smaller, which I think they should do it if they can.
Watching some of those reels of like old hockey. Yeah, without helmets on and shit.
Without helmets, with the goalies having like tiny little heads,
like barely anything on them.
Right. And that's when Gretzky played. And then flopping on the ice, like, it's crazy.
Well, like the Mighty Ducks symbol, the helmet. Mm-hmm. The Jason mask. Right.
How does that protect your face?
It's like, the puck's going to hit you in the face, and the whole thing is smashing
into your face. I don't get it.
Nope. But I think we're almost there. He's going to do it. I hope he does it
this season. I think it's going to be this season.
And I really want to make sure that we have it on TV, at least when he's,
like, real close. What if he plays Tampa?
I think they're done for the season. No, they might have one more.
I don't know. I think that was their third meet. They just played them.
Might have been their fourth. Tampa won.
See, and that's the problem is like, I have two hockey teams.
I will always root for the Caps. Always. Because that's where we're from.
And Ovi is like our favorite player. Ovi. Oh, she.
Backstrom's getting ready to retire. I thought that was crazy.
I think he was more forced than anything else.
Yeah, hip shaving surgery or something like that. Surfaced.
Same thing I'm gonna shave your hair I bet that you'll probably get a fucking
sandpaper and sand it down he got surfaces done love you.
