Russ and Linds dive into the complexities of taxation in the United States, discussing Ron DeSantis's proposal to eliminate state property taxes and exploring the peculiar concept of 'voluntary' tax compliance. They critically examine government spending, highlighting bizarre expenditures like funding circumcisions in Mozambique and expressing frustration with the current tax system's complexity and perceived inefficiency.
The episode shifts to sports discussions, featuring passionate debates about hockey legends like Ovechkin and Crosby, and football stars Mahomes and Brady. They provide exciting updates on Ovechkin's pursuit of Wayne Gretzky's goal-scoring record and share their reactions to recent sporting events, including the Super Bowl and international hockey matches between the US and Canada.
The hosts also review the final season of Cobra Kai, praising its conclusion while critiquing the series' increasingly unrealistic plot developments. They further discuss entertainment trends, lamenting the lack of originality in modern media and criticizing the proliferation of live-action remakes of animated films. The episode concludes with light-hearted commentary on Florida's unique weather and upcoming seasonal events.
Ron DeSantis is pushing to eliminate state property taxes in Florida, which would require a 60% vote for constitutional amendment
The U.S. government's tax system appears complex and potentially problematic, with hosts arguing that tax filing is technically 'voluntary' but practically mandatory
The U.S. national hockey team defeated Canada 3-1 in a recent international tournament, with Canadians booing the U.S. national anthem
Alex Ovechkin is just 16 goals away from breaking Wayne Gretzky's all-time NHL goal-scoring record, likely to accomplish this in March
The final season of Cobra Kai was well-received, with hosts praising its conclusion despite earlier seasons becoming increasingly unrealistic
DOGE (likely referring to the House Oversight Committee) is investigating and recommending cuts to various international government spending programs, including some unusual expenditures
The Super Bowl featured the Kansas City Chiefs winning, with ongoing drama surrounding Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's relationship
Florida's weather continues to be dramatically different from northern states, with temperatures recently reaching 85 degrees while other regions experienced negative temperatures
Chapter 1: Side Hustle Dreams and Florida Snow Scams
Russ and Linds discuss their podcast as a potential side hustle, poking fun at their low download numbers and exploring a bizarre trend of selling 'Florida snow' (essentially rainwater or melted snow) for exorbitant prices. The conversation highlights their comedic dynamic and playful banter about entrepreneurial creativity.
- Podcasting can be a challenging side hustle with limited initial success.
- Creative marketing can turn ordinary items like rainwater into potentially lucrative products.
Key Quotes
Chapter 2: Tax Season Frustrations and Government Spending
The hosts dive into a critical examination of the US taxation system, discussing Ron DeSantis's potential property tax elimination proposal, the complexities of tax filing, and their frustrations with government spending. They explore the concept of 'voluntary' tax compliance and critique international spending priorities.
- Property taxes are viewed as an ongoing financial burden on homeowners.
- The US tax system contains numerous complexities and potential contradictions in its enforcement mechanisms.
Key Quotes
"Although treasury regulations establish voluntary compliance as the general method of income tax collection, Congress gave the state of the treasury the power to enforce the income tax laws through involuntary collection." by Linds
- Highlights the contradictory nature of 'voluntary' tax compliance
Chapter 3: Hockey Rivalries and Sports Legends
Russ and Linds discuss international hockey dynamics, particularly focusing on a recent US-Canada match and the ongoing chase of Wayne Gretzky's goal-scoring record by Alexander Ovechkin. They compare players like Ovechkin and Crosby, sharing their passionate sports perspectives.
- International hockey matches continue to generate significant competitive tension.
- Alexander Ovechkin is on the verge of breaking a significant NHL goal-scoring record.
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Chapter 4: Pop Culture and Media Reflections
The hosts discuss recent pop culture moments, including the Super Bowl, Taylor Swift's media presence, the Cobra Kai series finale, and their perspectives on live-action movie remakes. They critique the trend of remaking classic animated films and celebrate original storytelling.
- Some TV series can successfully conclude complex narrative arcs.
- There's growing audience fatigue with constant film and TV remakes.
Key Quotes
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Foreign.
This
is
the
Unfiltered
Union.
I'm
Linds.
And
I'm
Russ.
Here
is
this
week's
episode.
Hi.
I
think
we
need
a
side
hustle.
What
does
that
mean,
a
side
hustle?
What
do
you
think
this
podcast
is
supposed
to
be?
It's
a
failing
side
hustle.
But
it's
a
side
hustle.
Easy
now.
I'm
just
saying.
We
have
seven
downloads.
Okay,
so.
Been
doing
this
for
six
years
now.
Okay,
so.
And
it's
not
good
on
Facebook.
Someone
is
selling
snowballs
that
they
accumulated
during
the
snowstorm
up
in
northern
Florida,
and
they
are
selling
them
for
$250
a
piece.
A
piece?
A
baggie.
Why
would
you.
It's
rain,
bro.
But
it's
Florida
snow.
Okay?
So
what
I'll
do
is
I'm
next.
Next
time
it
rains
in
Florida,
which
is
right
now,
I'm
gonna
go
outside
with
a
sandwich
bag,
fill
it
up
with
rain,
and
put
it
in
the
freezer.
Florida
snow.
Florida
snow.
Well,
that'd
be
ice.
Florida
ice.
It's
the
same
thing.
It's
a
solid.
Okay,
sure.
Science.
This
is
not
going
well.
Why?
My
hair's
a
mess.
It's
fine.
It.
It's
fine.
You're
fine.
It's
fine.
This
is
staying
in,
too.
No,
it's
not.
Yeah,
it
is.
So
this
episode
today
is
sponsored
by
Midnight
Signals
podcast.
Oh.
It'S
a.
That's
another
side
hustle,
though.
Okay.
That's
our
side
hustle.
That's
one
of
them.
This
one
in
that
one.
That.
That's
your
side
hustle.
What's
mine
is
yours,
what's
yours
is
mine.
Document
it.
Clack
it.
Put
it
up.
Put
it
down.
Hey,
right
there.
Hey.
I'm
good
with
that.
You
make
more
money
than
me.
Nine
to
five.
That's
on
the
record.
You
make
more
money
than
me.
You're
the
sugar
mama
now.
So
I'm
the
captain
now.
If
you
decide
to
leave,
guess
what?
Leave.
What?
Me.
Oh,
I
get
half.
Is
that
what's
in
your
head
right
now?
It
hurts
you
more
than
it
hurts
me.
Is
that
what's
in
your
head
right
now?
I'm
just
saying.
I'm
just
saying.
I
got
you.
You
would
be
the
one
getting
the
short
end
of
the
stick.
First
off.
First
off,
you'd
be
without
this.
My
trophy
husband.
Yeah,
my
trophy
husband.
And
you're
not.
You
don't
have
a
trophy
husband.
I
have
a
trophy
husband.
I
am
not
gay.
But,
yeah.
Good.
You
just
have
to
give
me
half.
Okay.
Ready?
So
just
don't
leave.
All
right,
I'm
ready.
Tax
season.
Boo.
I
Can't
with
you.
Good
lord.
Speaking
of
tax
season,
I'm
not
going.
To
get
a
word
in
edgewise.
Ron
DeSantis
just
said
he
is
on
board
with
eliminating
the
state
income
tax
or
state
property
tax
in
Florida.
There
is
no
state
income
tax
in
Florida.
The
state
property
tax
he's
talking
about
getting
rid
of.
Cool,
that's
a
big
deal.
He
doesn't
want
people
to
have
to
pay
taxes
on
something
they've
already
paid
taxes
on
when
they
purchase
the
item.
As
in
your
house,
you
pay
a
bunch
of
taxes
when
you,
when
you
buy
it
and
then
you
have
to
pay
the
government
in
perpetuity
for
rights
to
live
in
your
own
freaking
property.
That
is
a
scam,
my
friends.
So
does
that
mean
assessments
aren't
a
thing
or
is
that
separate?
Well,
so
the,
the
negative
to
this
is
it
doesn't
affect
local
taxes.
So
your
county
taxes.
So
for
example,
state
versus
local.
I
got
you.
We're
in
Tampa,
so
we're
in
Hillsboro,
Hillsborough
taxes.
Obviously
the
state
has
no
control
over
those,
but
state
taxes
will
hopefully
be
eliminated.
He
said
he's
going
to
support
any
bill
that
is
like
the
top
level
of
getting
rid
of
state
property
taxes.
So
the
problem
with
it
is
in
Florida
it
has
to
be
a
60%
vote
to
eliminate
or
to,
to
do
a
constitutional
amendment
in
Florida.
So
that,
that's,
that's
where
we're
at.
But
he's
going
to
support
it.
And
who
the
hell
wouldn't
vote
for
less
taxes?
If
you
do
vote
for
keeping
more
taxes,
you're
dumb.
Dumb,
dumb,
dumb.
I
want
them
to
stop
taxing
me
for
fucking
Social
Security
that
I'll
never.
Get
to
pay
for
other
people's
Social
Security.
Yeah,
but
taxes
are
coming
up,
boo
boo.
So
I
don't
know
if
you've
seen
this,
but
it's
been
going
around
on
Tik
Tok
where
an
actual
Supreme
Court
opinion
in
Flora
versus
the
United
States
Flora
is
often
quoted
that
the
proposition
of
the
opinion.
Anyways,
our
system
of
taxation
is
based
upon
voluntary
assessment
and
payment,
not
upon
distraint.
Oh
wait
a
minute.
So
you're
talking.
Right?
Well
what's
voluntary
about
me
getting
half
my
check
taken
out
every
two
weeks?
Uh
huh.
They're
saying
that
you
can.
They're
not
forcing
you
to
pay
the
taxes.
You're
supposed
to
go
out
and
do
your
tax
return
on
your
own.
They
don't
just
forcibly
take
all
that
out.
But
that's
not
true
because
if
I
decide
to,
not
if
it's
voluntary
and
I
say
no,
I'm
not
going
to
do
it
this
year,
they
Will
put
me
in
jail
or
garnish
my
wages.
I
don't
understand,
like
how
that's.
Voluntary
garnishment
of
my
wages
is
stealing
from
me.
There
are
many
cases,
I
guess,
of
the
United
States
versus,
you
know,
individuals.
Let's
fix
that.
I
liked
it.
45
degrees,
honey.
Sheesh.
We've
been
doing
this
for
six
years
and
you
still
don't
have
mic
etiquette.
Anyways,
so
the
United
States
versus
all
these
people.
And
all
these
people
said
that.
Well,
back
in
the
decision
of
the
Flora.
Flora
versus
the
United
States,
we
said
that
it
was
voluntary.
Then
I
shouldn't
have
to
pay
taxes.
Every
single
person's
lost.
Well,
yeah.
Tax
filing
at
the
end
of
the
year
is
voluntary,
meaning
that
you
have
to
go
out
and
prepare
your
own
taxes,
but
the
actual
act
of
paying
taxes
is
not
voluntary.
But
this
statement
keeps
popping
up,
so.
Hang
on,
hold
on.
So.
So.
So
you're
saying
that
I
don't
have
to
file
taxes?
You
do
if
you
don't
want
to
go
to
jail.
No,
no,
no,
no,
no.
I
don't
have
to
file
taxes.
You.
They
just
said
that
that's
voluntary.
Although
treasury
regulations
establish
voluntary
compliance
as
the
general
method
of
income
tax
collection,
Congress
gave
the
state
of
the
treasury
the
power
to
enforce
the
income
tax
laws
through
involuntary
collection.
It
don't
make
no
sense.
So
what?
I
don't
know.
Because
if
I.
Okay,
why
should
I
go
out
and
use
TurboTax
then?
Because
you
are
voluntarily.
I
don't
want
to
voluntarily
your
taxes.
Then
I
don't
want
to.
So
they
don't
involuntary
come
take
you
to
jail.
How
about
they
prepare
my
taxes
for
me
since
they
got
to
make
this
complicated
ass
100%.
Why
can't
they
just
involuntarily?
Because
all
of
this
leads
to
jail
if
you
don't
do
it.
Destroy
the
irs,
take
the
taxes
and
flat
tax
me
every
month.
Yep.
Because
it
equals
out.
If
you
flat
tax
everybody,
I
don't
know,
15%.
We'll
just
pretend
15%.
That
means
rich
people
will
pay
more.
Because
15%
of
$1
million
is
obviously
more
than
15%
of
$10,000
or
$100,000.
So
flat
tax
me.
And
that
way
rich
people
can't
pay
their
way
through
lawyers
and
red
tape
and
loopholes
and
write
offs.
Yeah,
loopholes
that
are
purposefully
in
there
that
they
use
because
they
can
afford
to.
They
can't
do
that
with
a
flat
tax.
It's
like,
oh,
your
company
made
$100
million
this
year.
Well,
you
owe
us
15%.
Originally,
the
government
was
meant
for
national
security.
Yeah,
we're
not
there
no
more.
Right?
We'll
get
there
in
a
second.
So
take
what
you
need
in
order
to
get
the
national
government
done,
but
from
there.
Why
do
I
have
to
be
involved?
I
don't
know
what
all
of
these
back
and
forth
taxation
things
mean.
I
have
a
cousin
who's
very
smart
in
all
of
it.
I
will
give
her
her
props,
but
I
cannot
for
the
life
of
me
figure
out
a
tax
form.
Like.
No,
but
it's.
It's
almost
purposeful
because
there's
a
whole
industry
created
around
doing
something
that's
required
by
law.
It
doesn't
make
sense
to
me.
But
it's
voluntary.
No,
it
isn't.
Ask
Wesley
Snipes,
huh?
So
I
can't
wait
to
see
what
Dodge
does.
Yeah,
I
did
read
and
heard
that
they
are
entering
the
IRS
building
this
week
and
I
do
hope
they
go
in
there
and
crack
some
skulls.
It
needs
to
happen.
The
IRS?
Why
do
they
need.
I
can't
remember.
2,
200,000
agent
IRS
agents
with
firearms
and
ammo.
They
bought
that
stuff?
Good
grief.
It's
insanity.
Like,
it's
like,
oh,
it's
voluntary.
Then
why
you
need
guns,
bro?
Right.
Dodge
actually
has
a
tracker.
I
don't
know
if
you've
seen
this,
but
you
can
actually
download
an
app
even.
But
it's
Dodge
tracker
dot
com.
And
literally
it
shows
everything
that
they're
working
on
as
far
as,
you
know,
what
their
recommendations
are
for
elimination
because
they
don't
have
the
authority
to
eliminate,
but
they're
giving
recommendations
on
what
to
eliminate
and
how
much
the
savings
has
accumulated
to.
I
got
a
question.
So
do
we
get
a
bigger
refund
or
are
we
saying
that's
a
sunk
cost
and
maybe
lower
taxes
later?
No.
Like,
no,
because
we're
still
operating
at
a
deficit.
Yeah,
but
our.
Okay,
that's
a
billion,
not
a
trillion.
Okay.
Yeah,
yeah.
We're
not
even
close
to
touching
that.
Yeah.
But
I
did
see
one
of
the
line
items
that
they
cut.
It
was
millions
of
dollars
for
Mozambique
circumcisions.
Why
are
we
paying
for
this?
Improving
learning
outcomes
in
Asia.
And
I
don't
understand
voter
confidence
in
Liberia.
Like,
yes,
that
was
one
of
them.
It's
crazy,
the
circumcision
thing.
It's
like,
what
are
you
doing?
I
don't.
What
the.
Why
are
we
over
in
other
countries
promoting
circumcisions?
That's
insane.
It's
like,
I
got
scissors.
I
did
mine
for
free.
Ow.
They
call
it
a.
A
bris,
I
think,
in
the
Jewish.
Oh,
yeah.
Don't
they
have
a
whole
ceremony?
Yeah.
So
did
you.
Did
you
have
yeah,
but
I
did
it
myself.
I
didn't
have
a
party.
Okay.
No,
I'm
just
kidding.
I'm
joking.
All
jokes.
I
have
a
child,
so
it
works.
Oh,
I
didn't
know
where
you
were
going
with
that.
I
didn't
butcher
the
op.
There
you
go.
Okay,
so.
Love
you.
So
with
all
of
this
in
mind,
you
know,
a
lot
of
people
seem
to
have
concerns
over
what
Dodge
is
doing
and
I
don't.
I
mean,
I,
I
can
understand
like,
what
does
it
take
to
run
a
government.
None
of
us,
100%
understand
what
that
is
what
it
takes
to
run
a
government.
So
all
of
these
are
recommendations.
They're
not
just
cutting
things
out.
It's
up
to
the
executive.
I
believe
it's
the
executive
branch
that
would
then
make
the
decision
on
what
to
do
with
any
of
these.
So
I
feel
like,
let's
just
watch,
like
the
idea
that
all
of
this
money
is
going
to
waste
and
there's
a
potential
that
we
could
be
less
impacted
in
paying
more
taxes.
I
mean,
I
feel
like
it's
a
win,
right?
Well,
they're
taking
away
things
that
we
are
paying
for
for
other
countries.
It's
not
necessarily
people
here
that
are
going
to
be
affected
by
it.
Not
only
that,
a
lot
of
what
Dodge
has
uncovered
is
literal
theft.
They're
paying
Politico.
I
can't
remember
a
ridiculous
amount
of
money
of
your
taxes.
That's
a
freaking
journalistic
organization.
How
are
you
paying
for
them
with
my
money?
When
you
say
things
like
the
Department
of
Education
is
being
cut,
like
people
freak
out,
right?
Okay,
yeah,
but
they
are.
What
part
of
their
funding
are
we
cutting
in
the
Department
of
Education?
So
I
think
there's.
We
need
to
dismantle
that
whole
org
too.
I
think
there's
a
lot
going
on
that
needs
to
be
piece
by
piece
and
just
watch,
right?
Let's
just
watch
the
recommendations
that
come
out
and
see
what
happens.
I
saw
a
tweet
the
other
day
about
it.
We
got
Dodge
over
there
cutting
the
Department
of
Education
when
8th
graders
can't
read,
12th
graders
can't
write,
blah,
blah,
blah,
blah.
They
were
like,
hey,
exactly,
exactly,
exactly.
They
go.
I
mean
they're,
they're,
they're
in
charge
right
now
and
all
these
kids
can't
do
normal.
School
taught
things.
Right.
So
what
are
they
doing
besides
soaking
up
all
these
funds
for
what?
Right.
I
don't
know.
I
think
we
need
to
go
more
back
towards
state
run
programs
in
schools.
And
honestly,
we
should
go
back
toward
more
towards
school
choice
type
type
deals
too.
Pretty
good
about
that.
It's
a
monopolistic
thing.
The
Department
of
Education
is.
They
have
a
monopoly
on
what
they
consider
education.
That
was
pretty
cute.
So
cute.
Well,
I
think
with
all
this
stuff
going
on
with
Dodge
and
that
we're
making
all
these
fun
cuts
to
international
type
fundings
right
where
it
sounds
like
other
countries
are
getting
pissed
off.
One
of
them
currently,
probably
more,
because
we're
saying
that
they
should
become
a
51st
state,
but
is
Canada.
Oh,
thank.
Thank
you.
Are
we
talking
about
hockey?
We
are.
Yeah.
Note
the
shirt.
We
are
talking
about
hockey.
I
love
it,
though.
That
was
so
awesome.
Them.
Them
dumb
asses
up
in
the
north.
Yeah,
I'm
calling
y'all
dumb
asses
because
you
pissed
me
off.
Now
I
don't
even
want
you
over
here.
Hold
on.
So
there's
a
tournament
going
on
called
Four
Nations
Face
Off.
And
it's
the
U.S.
canada.
I
think
it's
Sweden.
And
there's
one
more.
I
can't
remember
what
the
other
one
is
Russia.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
I
don't
know.
I
don't
know.
But
anyways,
US
And
Canada
faced
off
recently.
Last
night,
I
believe.
Yes,
but
based
on
when
this
airs.
But
when's
this
air?
Recently.
So
during
the
national
anthem
of
Canada,
everything
was
respectful,
peaceful,
quiet.
US
Anthem
comes
on,
the
Canadians
boo
the
national
anthem
of
the
United
States.
Not
a
good
look,
bros.
Nope,
nope,
nope,
nope,
nope.
Sue,
keep
your
booze
over
there.
So
as
soon
as
maple
syrup
ass.
As
soon
as
the
puck
is
dropped,
dummies,
gloves
are
dropped
by
all
the
US
Players
on
the
ice,
including
the
Canadians.
Now,
you
said
the
U.S.
lost
two
fights.
Yes.
I
did
not
see
that.
Okay?
I
watched
them.
No,
no,
no.
If
you
watch
the
fights,
Canada
won
two
of
the
fights.
I
don't
believe
that.
And
the
U.S.
won
one.
And
they
were
good
fights.
I
mean,
like,
it
was
pretty
close.
I
didn't
see
the
ones
where
the
US
Lost.
Okay,
well,
you're
bullshitting
me
right
now.
But
overall.
But
listen,
our
bird
is
an
eagle.
Their
bird
is
a
goose.
Overall,
the
game
was
won
by
the
United
States,
three
to
one.
Yeah,
we
beat
y'all
asses
in
your
own
sport.
Now
shut
up
and
stay
up
there,
stupid.
I
can't
get
a
word
in
edgewise.
Okay,
so
one
of
the
things
that
they
kept
saying
the
night
before
the
match
was
that
anytime
Sidney
Crosby
has
been
on
the
line
for
Canada,
they
have
not
lost.
They
were
at
26
to
0
against
any
international.
Did
he
play
last
night?
He
played
last
night
and
they
lost
26.
One.
Good.
I
don't
like
him
either.
I'm
not
a
fan.
He
cries
a
lot.
Yep.
He's
Kind
of
like
I
remember
when.
What
was
that
disease
they
all
had
in
the
locker?
Mumps
or
whatever.
I
don't
know.
Damn.
That
dude
looked
like
a
chipmunk
with
his
cheeks
all
big.
That
was,
what,
back
in,
like,
08
or
something?
So
weird.
He
looked
like
he
had
a
bunch
of
nuts
in
his
mouth,
which
I'm
sure
he's
used
to.
I
can't.
Okay,
so
he,
I
think,
is.
Even
though
I
do
not
like
him.
He'S
a
good
player.
He
is
a
good
player.
He's.
He's
highly
skilled.
Is
he
as
good
as
Ovi?
No.
Nope.
Speaking
of
Ovi,
check
the
shirt.
Check
the
shirt.
We
are
16,
16
goals
away.
16.
He's
gonna.
That's
going
to
be
an
insane
feat
that
he
beats
Wayne
Gretzky
and
his
record.
Yes,
That's.
That
is
huge.
So,
Wayne,
hockey
is
hard
as
hell
to
score
in
now
versus
back
when
Wayne
Gretzky
was
playing.
Those
pads
are
huge.
Yeah.
The
goalie.
It's
like
you
have
three
inches
of
space
to
score
in
now,
but.
Oh,
God,
what
did
you
do?
Oh,
my
gosh.
My
toenail
ripped
off
somehow.
Oh,
no.
Stop.
On
air.
I
cannot.
Okay.
Pain.
Don't
grab
your
Hooper,
Wayne.
Wayne
Gretzky
holds
the
record
currently
for
the
most
amount
of
career
goals
at
894.
Ovechkin
is
16
away,
per
the
analysts
of
sports.
He's
gonna
hit
it
this
year
or
this
season
in
March.
So
we're
not
even
gonna
get
into
postseason
before
he
hits
this.
I'm
so
excited.
I
do
hope
he
pads
it,
though.
I
mean,
well,
he's
got
the
rest.
Of
the
season
if
he
hits
it
a
lot.
And
I.
I
do
hope
he
keeps
playing.
He's
getting
up
there
in
age,
though,
to
be
honest
with
you.
But
I.
I
think
he's
got
gas
in
the
tank.
The
dude's
got
skills.
He's
got
some
babies,
though,
too.
Yeah,
but,
I
mean,
he's
a
tough
fellow.
He
broke
his
leg
this
year,
I
think,
didn't
he?
Oh,
I
don't
recall.
I
feel
like
he
did,
but
he's
back.
Yeah.
Either
way,
16
to
go.
Dude's
gonna
break
it.
We.
I'll
be
honest
with
you.
We
haven't
watched
a
lot
of
hockey
since
moving
to
Florida
because
it's
hot
here
and
it
doesn't
make
sense.
Yeah,
it
is.
No,
we
don't
want
to
pay
for
tv.
Like,
a
tv.
Yeah.
We
cord
cut
and
we
see
and
we
cord
cut,
and
not
only
did
we
cord
cut,
we
really
only
have
Netflix.
Right.
We
have
very
minimal
Amazon
Prime.
Like,
very
minimal
yeah,
we
have
the.
The
what
comes
with
Amazon,
you
know,
because
we
have
to
have
prime.
You
got
to
have
that
today.
Oh,
yeah.
Well,
it's
even
faster
here
because
we're.
Tampa
has
distribution
centers
everywhere,
but,
yeah,
I
do
hope
he
gets
it.
And
I
want
to
be
sure
we
watch
that.
That
game
because
they're
going
to
celebrate
like
crazy
for
him,
which
they
should.
It's
going
to
be
the
North
Carolina
game.
I
think
they
said
March
10th
is
what
they're
guessing.
Obviously,
they
can't
know.
Well,
he's
got
to
score
a
lot.
And
16.
16.
We're
almost
there.
Oh,
so
excited.
So
switching.
Switching.
Wait,
hold
on.
Who
do
you
think
is
better,
Oveskin
or
Crosby?
All
right,
I
just
said
that
Ovechkin's
easily
better.
I
just
wanted
it
for
the.
Crosby
will
never,
ever
get
as
many
goals
to
get
close
to
Gretzky's
record.
Yep.
Just
for
the
record.
Just
for
the
record
and
for
my
dad's
sake.
Oh,
he's
gonna
be
mad
about
this.
So
super
bowl
just
happened.
Boy,
super
bowl
just
happened
recently.
Yes.
Thank
God
they
lost,
too.
Yes.
So
we
all
know
that
the
Chiefs.
Well,
I
couldn't
think
of
what
the
team
was
called
for
a
second
there.
That
dude
Mahomes
has
the
most
annoying.
You
think
he
reminds
me
of
Seth
Rogen
a
lot?
Yeah,
a
little
bit.
He's
got
that
weird
laugh.
It
makes
no
sense.
Where
is
it
coming
from?
We
get
a
break
for
a
little
while
from
football,
from
Taylor
Swift,
from.
I
was
happy
to
see
that.
That.
That
Taylor
Swift
kind
of
get
booed,
too.
Did
you
see
that
video?
She
looked
like
that
meme
of
that
Muppet
looking
character
where
he's
looking
at
the
camera
and
then
looking
away.
She
looked
just
like
that.
And
then
you
could
see
her
mo
mouth.
What
is
happening?
Because
she
was
getting
booed.
It's
like,
are
you
out
of
touch?
Everybody
says
she
looked
like
Sharpay
from
High
School
Musical
just
standing
there,
just
all
jacked
up.
Yeah,
well,
and
then
they.
They
all.
Everybody
cheered
for
Trump.
Like
it
was
a
huge
cheer.
Yeah,
yeah.
Same
just
happened
at
NASCAR
Daytona
500
is.
Was
today.
And
Trump
did
his.
His
rounds
there
in
that
place
erupted
and
Air
Force
One
did
a
flyover.
Thunderbirds
did
a
flyover.
The
Beast
went
around
the
track
a
couple
times.
You
know
how
much
gas
they
probably
use
going
around
that
track
in
that
thing?
The
freaking
presidential
limousine
is
called
the
Beast,
and
it
weighs
22,
000
pounds.
It's
insane.
It's
a
Cadillac
that
weighs
22,
000
pounds.
It
weighs
so
a
NASCAR
weighs
3200
pounds.
What's
the
math
on
that?
Seven
times
as
much.
That's
insanity.
That's
a
lot.
How
and
how
fat.
They
won't.
It
was
top
secret.
They
tried
to
ask
how
fast
it
can
actually
go.
They
were
like,
we're
not
telling
you.
That
thing
probably
flies
and
shit.
Flies?
Yeah.
Jumps.
Yeah.
It's
got
sideways
all
the
things.
It's
got
boosters
in
it.
It
probably
floats.
And
back
to
the
topic
of
the
Super
Bowl.
So.
So
Taylor
Swift.
You
know
how
her
and
Kelsey.
Right?
Our
thing.
She
probably
beat
him
when
he
got
home.
I'm
joking.
I'm
joking.
All
jokes.
I
know.
But
recently,
MLB
at
MLB
on
X,
Twitter,
whatever
the
heck
you
want
to
call
it.
Posted
a
picture.
Who
is
mlb?
Major
League
Baseball.
Oh,
okay,
okay,
okay.
I
was
just
making
sure.
No,
I
was.
You
were.
You
were
talking
about
MLB
like
it
was
a
human.
You're
still
blonde.
It's
cute.
Okay,
so
the
MLB
posted
a
picture
of
one
of
their
pictures
on
the
Dodgers.
I'm
sorry,
I
don't
know
his
name,
but
holding
hands
with
Taylor
Swift
and
said,
can't
wait
for
the
upcoming
season.
Oh,
my
Travis.
Kelsey
responded,
what
the.
It
looks
so
good,
too.
It
was
AI.
I
don't
know
if
it
was
AI
or
they
just
overlaid
her
face
or.
It
could
have
been
like
a
previous.
No,
no,
no,
it
wasn't.
No.
These
have
never.
And
this
picture,
this
MLB
picture
is
actually
married.
So
it
may
have
just
been
his
wife
that
he's
holding
hands
with
and
they
put
Taylor
Swift's
face
on.
Oh,
my
God.
That's
hilarious,
though.
That
was
bad.
That
is
masterful
trolling.
That's
better
than
Wendy's.
And
Wendy's
has
some
skills
when
it
comes
to
trolling.
That
was
really
good.
Okay,
but
back
to
the
question
of
which
one.
Which
one's
better?
I
already
told
you.
I
don't
know
how
many
times
you
want
me
to
say
that.
Oveskin
is
going
to
stomp.
No
crybaby
Crosby.
New
one.
Ready?
Patrick
Mahomes
or
Tom
Brady?
Tom
Brady.
Come
the
fuck
on.
They
keep
saying
that
every
time
Tom
Brady
is
in
the
vicinity
of
a
Super
bowl,
that
Patrick
Mahomes
loses.
So
Tom
Brady
was
announcing
at
the
Super
Bowl,
Patrick
Mahomes
lose.
Um,
they're
trying
to
make
that
correlation.
Tom
Brady's.
It'll
take
a
lot
to
surpass
that
dude.
Like
what
a
three
beat?
Would
the
three
Pete
have
done
it?
No,
no,
no.
Because
I
think.
I
think
half
the
team,
Half
the
Kansas
City
Chiefs
are
refs,
so.
Okay,
yeah,
I
was
Curious.
I.
I
don't
even
like.
I
don't
like
football,
period.
And
some
of
the.
I
do.
I
enjoyed
watching
Patrick
Mahomes
get
on,
though.
Well,
that's.
That's
good,
I
guess.
That's
Rogan.
So
recently.
Oh,
my
God,
that
toenail
is
killing
me.
Oh,
my
God,
you're
killing
me.
Okay.
Got
to
get
through
this.
Recently,
we
finished
a
series
that
we've
been
watching
for
a
while
now.
Yeah.
Just
ended.
Cobra
Kai.
Just
ended.
Spoilers
just
in
case.
Yep,
all
the
spoilers.
In
case
you
haven't
seen
it
yet.
Again,
Netflix
is,
like,
one
of
the
only
platforms
we
have,
but
it's
over.
And
I
told
you
this
before
this.
This
final
season.
And
I
told
you
it
should
have
been
done
a
while
ago.
Yeah.
They
start.
They
started
getting
kind
of
outlandish
and
unrealistic.
At
least
at
first
it
was,
like,
made
sense.
High
school
bullying.
High
school
bullying.
And
then
you.
You
know,
Johnny
Lawrence
was
the
old
bully,
but
he
essentially
let
his.
His
high
school
karate
catch
up
to
him.
Like,
he
was
labeled
a
loser.
He
labeled
himself
a
loser
his
whole
life
because
of
losing.
And
it
was
about
a
lot
of
trauma
for
Johnny.
Yep.
And
that
was
all
believable.
Bringing
back,
like,
high
school
rivalries
with.
With
Danny
and
all
that
stuff.
The
All
Valley.
Like,
those
things
are
believable.
Then
they
started
getting
silly.
Like,
all
the
kids
would
go
to
the
other
person's
house
and
they'd
be
fighting
in
the
house.
Like,
it's
like,
dude,
that's
not.
At
least
in
Florida
that
ain't
happening.
We
got
stand
your
ground
laws
here.
Like,
all.
Everybody
would
have
been
dead.
Well,
I
don't
even
think
that
was
the
outlandish
part.
It
really
came
to
me,
like,
outlandish
when
it
was
the
breaking
of
bones
of
each
other
and,
like,
you
guys
are
using
weapons
and
then
you
go
to.
I
think
it
was
South
Korea
was
a
part
of
it.
And
then
they
had
this
dojo
that
was
just,
like,
really
crazy.
Like
there's
just
some
weird
things
that
started
to
happen.
It
was
too
much.
They
got
too.
I
know
they
were.
I
don't
know.
They
got
too
weird.
Yeah.
Too.
Too
fake
to
me.
Yeah.
Like
in
the
first.
Well,
was
it
the
first
season
or
the
second
season
where
main
character
got.
Say
it.
We
already
said
spoilers.
Okay,
well,
main
character
broke
his
back.
Miguel.
Yeah.
In
the
first
season.
Second.
Second
season.
Yeah,
I
think
it
was
the
second
season
because.
Yeah,
but.
But
that
all
was
fine
because
it
was
like.
Like
you
said,
high
school
bullying.
Yeah.
And.
And
the.
To.
To
your
little
rivalry
caused
real
life
Screw
ups.
Which
happens.
Right?
I
mean,
13
reasons
why,
like
that's,
that's
a
real
thing.
But.
And
then
all
of
a
sudden
you're,
you're
talking
about
these,
like,
these
adults
like
John
Kreese
and
Silver
from
the
old
movies.
And
they
were
insane
in
the
old
movie.
So
it
correlated.
But
it
was
like
it
was
too
much.
It
was
like
they
were
treating
the
kids
like
they
were
soldiers
in
a
war.
It's
like,
you're
not
in
Vietnam,
bro.
But
I
think
that
was
the
point.
They
had
trauma
from
that,
so
they
brought
it
to
the
kids.
Yeah,
but
it
was
too
much.
It
was
like,
it
was
hard
for.
It
was
at
least
for
me.
It
was
hard
to
believe
that
any
of
these
kids.
Because
I
remember
being
a
high
school
kid.
I
was
dumb,
but
I
wasn't
that
dumb.
I
wasn't
going
to
let,
I
wouldn't
let
some
old
say,
bruh,
you're
in
a
war
now.
Everything's
war.
You
must
beat
everybody's
ass
or
else
you're
going
to
die.
You
wouldn't
even
listen
to
the
teacher.
Then
they
told
you
to
stop
doing
something.
No.
So
I
don't,
I
don't
know.
It
was
just
weird.
But
I
feel
like
this
last
half
of
season
six,
the
final
portion,
they
killed
it.
It
was
not
killed
it.
They
did
it.
Well,
I
know
they
killed
it.
They
kid.
They
did
a
really
good
freaking
job.
They
closed
it
up
so
well.
Put
the
bow
on
it.
It
was
nice
and
pretty.
It
was
a
very.
The
only
thing
that
I
think
could
have
been
a
little
better
was
Robbie's
part.
I
feel
like
he
got
a
little
shafted.
But,
I
mean,
he
ended
up
with
an,
with
a
deal
with
Tori,
so
maybe
that's
okay.
But.
Yeah,
but
I
see
what
you're
saying.
Because
he
never
won
a
championship.
Right?
Ever.
What?
But
he
gets
to
take
place
of
Johnny
and
do
it
right
rather
than
Johnny's
loser
mentality
throughout
his
life.
Right.
So
it
gives
me
mini
Johnny
do
over.
And
he,
he
accepted
it.
And
that
showed
growth
too,
like.
But
it
was
good.
I,
I
enjoyed
it
a
lot.
I,
I
actually,
I.
This
sounds
so
silly,
but
I
wrote
it
in
my
journal
last
night
that
I
think
that
they
ended
this
better
than
Breaking
Bad
ended.
Oh,
yeah,
I
agree.
And
they
ended
this
obviously
better
than
Game
of
Thrones
ended.
And
to
me
that
was
surprising
because.
They
had
gone
so
far.
Yeah.
I
was
seriously
concerned
about
how
they
were
going
to
finish
it
off
because
of
how
outlandish.
Yeah.
Aliens.
Karate.
Aliens
are
coming
with
swords.
I
had
a
dream
about
aliens.
It
was
very
vivid.
Oh
my
God.
Yeah.
And
you
already
wrote
a
book.
I'm
working
on
it.
I'm
working
on
it.
My
toe
is
bleeding
now.
Oh,
my
God,
this
toe.
So
did
you
hear
that
they
are
going
to
make
how
to
train
your
dragons
live
action.
Yeah,
I
don't.
Why
are
they
going
down
the
Disney
route?
Nobody
asked
for
this.
Because
clearly
it's
making
Disney
lots
of
money.
It
is.
Whoops.
I
don't
believe
that
to
be
true
at
all.
Because
all
of
their
live
actions
have
flopped.
Every
single
one.
They
flopped
to
you
because
they're
not
good.
Did
they
flop
in
the
box
office?
I
guarantee
you
they
didn't
do
as
good
as
they
thought
they
were.
Oh,
I'm
sure.
But
did
they
make
money?
Okay,
regardless,
nobody
asked
for
this.
Like,
the
whole
reason
why
I
like
DreamWorks
and
Illumination
is
because
they're
original,
right?
They
don't
follow
the.
The
usual
tropes,
if
you
will.
Whereas
Disney.
I
mean,
that's
their
bread
and
butter.
I
get
it.
But
at
some
point,
stop
remaking
stuff.
I
agree.
So
don't
go
down
this
route.
Originality
has
been
lost,
for
sure.
It
is
drowning
in
a
sea
of
remake.
Redo.
Reboot.
It
is
insane.
Okay,
I'm
done.
But
I
will
say
Gerard
Butler
does
seem
pretty
good
in
that.
Oh,
he
was
the
dad
in
the
original,
wasn't
he?
Yeah.
So,
I
mean,
I.
Okay,
I'm
sure
it'll
be
fine,
but
we
don't
need
it.
Who
needs
it?
Who
asked
for
this?
Point
to
them.
Where
are
they?
What
are
you
gonna
do,
smack
them?
Because
this
is
not
needed.
Give
me
something
new.
Science.
Bless
you.
Like,
Sonic
has
been
awesome.
Why
can't
we
find
more
things
like
that?
Yeah,
I
know
that's.
That's
not
really
an
original
ip,
but
it's
original
films,
right?
It's
original
content.
Right.
It
has
nothing
to
do
with
the
video
games
other
than
the
characters,
but
just
find
more
originality,
please.
The
love
of
God,
find
it.
Love
you.
Okay,
so
we
got
a
couple
of
things.
I'd
try
to
diffuse
the
situation
by
saying,
I
love
you.
It
did
It.
It
calmed
me
down.
I
appreciate
it.
No,
you're
welcome.
Okay,
thanks.
I'm
pretty
good
at
that.
I
should
be
therapists.
You
should
be
therapist.
I
should
be.
You
should
not
be
an
English
teacher.
So,
a
couple
things
coming
up.
Where?
Mardi
Gras
coming
up.
You're
gonna.
Am
I
supposed
to
buy
beads?
No,
we
get
enough
of
those
at
the
events
here
in
Florida.
Calm
down.
It
does
not
make
sense
how
they
throw
so
many
beads.
They
throw
them
at
the
Christmas
parade.
Gasparilla.
Thank
you.
They
throw
them
at
Gasparilla.
They
throw
them
at
just
random
events.
All
these
beings.
Yeah,
I
know
y'all
went
to
that
Christmas
parade
and
y'all
had
to
wear
hard
hats
because
you
were
getting
pelted.
Oh,
my
God.
They
were
mean.
Yeah,
they
were
like,
watch
this.
Watch
this
shit.
Watch
that
kid
fall
down
and
cry.
But
then
there's
Easter.
That's
coming
up
too.
Stop.
We
gotta
decorate
all
the
eggs.
And
then
St.
Patrick's
Day,
where
we
can.
Actually,
I
think
St.
Patrick's
Day
is
before
Easter,
but.
Yes,
that's
when
we
conceived
our
child.
Yes.
No,
it
was
after
St.
Patrick's
Day,
but
it
was
because
of
a
St.
Patrick's
Day
event.
We
were
drinking.
Meanwhile,
it's
85
and
sunny
in
Florida.
It
is.
And
we
have
sunburn.
And
our
families
are
getting
ready
to
get
smacked
up
with.
At
least
from
what
I
read,
at
least
6
inches
of
snow
on.
On
next
week.
English,
not
in
my
language.
Winner
today.
Yes.
In
Virginia,
near
the
D.C.
virginia.
I
said
in
Virginia.
No,
you
wrong.
Calm
down.
I
love
you.
Take
that
fingernail.
In
Virginia,
they're
about
to
get
6
inches
of
snow
on
top
of
their
already
existing
snow
from
a
couple
weeks
ago.
So
they
are
just
getting
it
piled
on.
Meanwhile,
we
have
sunburn
from
being
outdoors
this
weekend.
Yep.
First.
Well,
not
first,
but
first.
Soccer
and
stuff
is
in
full
effect.
And
it's
fun.
But
there
was
a
map
that
showed
the
United
States
of
all
the
weather
in
one
day.
Snapshot
in
Plant
City,
Florida,
it
was.
I
forget.
I
think
it
was
95.
In
North
Dakota,
it
was
negative
5.
Negative
5.
100
degrees.
100
degree
difference
between
a
northern
point
and
a
southern
point
in
the
country.
That's
insane.
Who
the
lives
in
North
Dakota?
Not
us.
I
know
my
buddy's
dad
does.
Well,
at
least
he
did
and
he
said
that
it's
not
good.
No.
Come
to
Florida.
Imagine
the
houses,
how
they
have
to
be
built
to
withstand
that.
That
cold
Heat
is
different.
Like
100
degrees.
Yeah.
It
could
be
kind
of
uncomfortable
after
a
while.
But
you
can
drink
water,
hydrate,
pour
water
on
yourself,
get
in
water.
But
what
are
you
gonna
do
in
negative
5?
Just
bury
yourself
in
blankets,
Fleece,
wool.
I
can't
fire
well,
if
you
run
out
of
wood.
Yeah,
I
think.
I
think
my
buddy's
dad
actually
has
a
geothermal
set
up
there
too.
And
they
dug
a
big
old
hole.
In
the
ground
and
I
had
an
intrusive
thought.
I'm
glad
I
didn't
say
it
out
loud.
Might
have
been
bad.
Is
that
it?
Yeah.
Love
you.
Thanks
for
listening.
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