In this episode of the Unfiltered Union podcast, hosts Russ and Linds dive into a personal health saga involving kidney stones and wisdom teeth recovery. Russ describes his excruciating experience with kidney stones, detailing the intense pain and medical procedures he underwent, including a CT scan that made him feel like he had urinated himself. The couple candidly discusses the challenges of recovery, with Russ even swearing off soda due to the painful experience.
The episode takes a turn into conspiracy theory territory, with the hosts discussing a series of unusual events in early 2025, including multiple airplane incidents, potential drone activities, and speculative discussions about smart city plans following wildfires in California and Hawaii. They explore the broader context of these events, questioning whether there might be larger political or strategic motivations behind these seemingly random occurrences.
Beyond the serious topics, the podcast maintains its trademark humor, with a hilarious digression into a debate about how to drink from a Starbucks lid and discussions about recent pop culture consuming their time. They touch on topics like the return of TikTok, the potential geopolitical shifts involving Canada and the United States, and their entertainment preferences, including the Onyx Storm book series and the upcoming Super Bowl between the Eagles and Chiefs.
Russ is experiencing painful kidney stones, which have led him to quit drinking soda and completely change his beverage habits
Lindsey recently had wisdom teeth removal and is still in recovery, making daily activities challenging
The couple discussed several 2025 conspiracy theories, including suspicious plane crashes, potential 'killware' in aircraft systems, and government distractions
Florida experienced an unprecedented snowstorm, with some areas receiving up to 10 inches of snow and breaking a record from 1954
They predict the Kansas City Chiefs will win the Super Bowl, largely due to NFL's love of Taylor Swift's involvement
The podcast covered geopolitical speculation about potential North American territorial expansions, including Canada potentially becoming a U.S. state
The hosts are critical of current economic strategies, believing four-year tariff plans might not effectively bring manufacturing back to the United States
A humorous debate emerged about the proper way to drink from Starbucks sippy cup lids, revealing different personal drinking techniques
Chapter 1: Medical Misadventures and Wisdom Teeth Woes
Russ and Linds discuss their recent medical challenges, with Russ experiencing painful kidney stones while Linds recovers from wisdom teeth removal. The couple chronicles their challenging medical week, including a trip to the emergency room and the intense pain associated with their respective health issues.
- Kidney stones can be an incredibly painful experience that may lead to significant lifestyle changes.
- Medical recoveries can be challenging and often involve unexpected complications and discomfort.
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Chapter 2: Pain Comparison: Kidney Stones vs. Childbirth
The couple engages in a candid discussion about pain levels, comparing the experience of kidney stones to childbirth. Linds shares her personal experience having experienced both, highlighting the complexity of comparing different types of physical pain.
- Pain is highly subjective and difficult to compare across different experiences.
- Personal experience provides unique insights into understanding different types of physical pain.
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Chapter 3: Pop Culture and Media Musings
Russ and Linds discuss various entertainment topics, including recent book releases, TV shows, and upcoming media adaptations. They share their thoughts on 'Fourth Wing', 'Ladybug', and other media developments, highlighting their personal interests and observations.
- Sharing media experiences can create a sense of connection and excitement.
- Popular books often lead to potential TV or movie adaptations.
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Chapter 4: Geopolitical Speculation and Conspiracy Theories
The couple delves into various global events and potential conspiracies, discussing topics such as wildfires, aircraft incidents, potential geopolitical shifts, and international tensions. They explore underlying questions about what might be happening behind the scenes of current events.
- Global events often prompt deeper questioning about underlying motivations and potential hidden agendas.
- The line between conspiracy theory and reality can sometimes be blurrier than expected.
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Chapter 5: Economic Predictions and Domestic Policy
Russ and Linds discuss potential economic strategies, including tariffs, manufacturing, and the challenges facing the American economy. They explore the potential impacts of policy changes and the complexities of economic recovery and development.
- Economic policy changes require long-term thinking and strategic implementation.
- Rapid economic transformations can be challenging and potentially disruptive.
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Foreign.
This
is
the
unfiltered
union.
I'm
Linds.
And
I'm
Russ.
Here
is
this
week's
episode.
Wisdom
kidney
stones.
We're
a
fucking
mess.
I've
got
a
feeling
this
one's
gonna
be
very
explicit.
So
just
warning,
no,
not
work
friendly.
Yeah.
Don't
nsfw.
Not
safe
for.
Okay,
Good
job.
Yeah,
I
just
had
to
make
sure.
I
got
it
right
through
your
Vicodin
fog.
Oh,
yeah.
Yeah.
Borderline.
Took
two
at
the
same
time
again
today
because
it
burns.
It's
kind
of
like
the
pee
hole
burns.
It's
trying
to
come
out
very
explicit
to
them,
warning
you
ahead
of
time.
There's
a
lot
going
on.
That's
why
it's
been,
what,
a
month?
A
month
before?
A
month
since
we've
done
a
podcast
episode.
Yeah.
So
I
got
my
wisdom
teeth
out,
and
it
was
Martin
Luther
King
Day,
and
it
was
kind
of
a
week.
We
planned
a
week
out
to
have
mine
done.
Yes,
we
planned
a
week
out.
We
had
set
up
everything
around
here
to
essentially
have
me
take
care
of
you
as
best
I
can,
which
is,
I'll
be
honest
with
you,
is
not
great.
I
can't
even
take
care
of
myself.
So.
But
we
were
making
it
through
Monday.
Tuesday
was.
Was
fine,
I
think.
And
then
Wednesday
came
around
9am
on
Wednesday.
Dropped
a
kiddo
off
at
school,
and
I'm
in
dire
death
pain.
Yep.
Want
to
die.
And
if
you
know
anything
about
wisdom
teeth
removal.
And
on
the
third
day,
you
are
your
most
swollen.
Yes.
And
you
look
like
a
chipmunk
on
the
brink
of
winter.
Right.
Huge
cheeks.
Yeah.
So
had
to
take
Russ
here
to
the
hospital.
Went
to
the
ER
and
they
did
all
the
tests
and
the
CAT
scan
and
the
make
you
feel
like
you
peed
your
pants
when
they
put
the
dye
in
and.
Oh,
that
was
so
weird.
It
was
almost
kind
of
nice,
though,
because
I
felt
like
I
had
to
pee
real
bad.
And
then
that
feeling,
I
was
like,
it's
finally
coming
out.
But
nothing's
coming
out.
No,
it's
just
the
die.
You
just
feel
hot.
Yeah.
So
go
to
the
er,
find
out
you
have
kidney
stones.
So
the
poor
nurse,
she
was
trying
so
hard
to
make
me
smile
and
laugh,
but
I
was
just
so
swollen.
You
were
like,
it
was
bad.
And
then
you
couldn't
really
talk
out
of
your
whole
mouth,
so
you
were
like,
this
is
funny,
right?
I
felt
like
I
had
resting
bitch
face
the
whole
time
we
were
there.
Poor
nurses.
The
lady's
like,
man,
why?
It
was
bad?
Why
are
you
so
mean?
It
was
bad.
Yeah,
it
was
interesting.
I.
So
we're
on
what?
Almost
week
three
for
me
for
my
wisdom
teeth
removal.
So
the,
you
know,
recovery.
Week
and
a
half.
Right.
No.
Okay.
Right.
I
don't
know.
Okay.
Days.
It's
all
a
blur.
Yep.
I
think
we're
going
into
week
three.
Monday
will
be
the
beginning
of
week
three,
whereas
I
feel
like
it's
week
two.
No.
Yes.
I
had
all
the
Monday.
Then
the
next
Monday
coming
up
starts
week
three.
Okay.
See,
so
week
three
will
be
for
you.
Starting
week
three
on
Wednesday
for
you.
Right.
And
I
still
haven't
passed
it.
Yeah.
But
I
feel
like
I'm
in
the.
I'm
trending
in
the
right
direction.
Oh.
Because
I
feel
like
it's
moved
down
a
little
bit.
Like
Friday,
I
had
another
attack
and
it
was
not
good.
Kidney
stones
are
the
worst.
I'm.
Seriously.
This
experience
has
made
me
quit
soda
because
I
am
an
avid
soda
drinker.
Was
an
avid
soda
drinker.
At
least
one
a
day.
I
love
Coke.
Not
the
bad
Coke.
Well,
they're
both
bad.
Hola.
They're
both
bad.
But.
But
yeah,
that.
I
was
an
avid
Coke
drinker,
and
it's
just
seriously
the
worst
pain
I've
ever
felt.
Worst
physical
pain
I've
ever
felt.
Long
time
ago,
in
my
20s,
early
20s,
I
had
kidney
stones,
too.
And
if
you
people
say
all
the
time,
it's
as
close
as
a
man
can
get
to
childbirth.
Well,
I've
done
both.
Right.
Which
one
hurt
worse?
I
don't
know.
Well,
you
should
be
honest.
Yeah.
You
can't
really
say
your
birth
hurt
worse
because
first
off,
you
were
put
on
pitocin
to
induce
labor.
That
was
horrible.
Which
to
me,
that's
not
really
birth.
That's
like
forcing
me
into
it.
Yeah,
yeah,
yeah.
But
then
I
did
get
an
epidural,
but
I
was
really
far
along.
I
don't
think
that
sucker
kicked
in
until
the
transition,
if
you
will.
So
I.
The
transition.
Yeah.
You
go
from
active
or
what
do
they
call
it,
they
laboring
to
delivering
the
transition.
Anyways.
But
regardless,
I.
I
honestly
don't
know
if
I
can
answer
that
question.
Which
one
hurt
worse?
Because
one
was
more.
One
was
over
weeks,
and
then
the
other,
you
know,
happened
within
24
hours.
So
one
was
over
the
kidney
stones.
Oh,
okay.
Kidney
stones
over
weeks.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Our
daughter
was
less
than
24
hours.
But
anyways,
I'm
dying
for
boba.
Me
too.
I
could
have
boba.
I
just.
But
what
pisses
me
off
is
our
favorite
boba
place
was
right
next
to
a
hospital,
and
our
favorite
taco
place
is
right
next
to
the
hospital.
So
I'm
looking
over
there
like,
you're
not
open
yet.
This
is
sad.
We
went
to
the
ER
that
morning.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But
we
did
do
a
1.5
hour
trip
trying
to
find
Boba
a
couple
weeks
ago
before
all
this
happened.
It
was
so
stupid.
Maps
and
there's
two
places
with
Boba
nearby.
We
tried
and
both
were
closed.
Yeah.
Our
local
one,
which
was
never
the
best,
but
it
was
close.
It
was
close.
So
we
just
went
there
anyway.
They
closed.
Like,
closed
up
shop
for
good.
So
we
tried
to
find
another
one,
went
to
that
one.
We're
closed
for
renovations.
I'm
like,
how
do
you
renovate
a
Boba
place?
I
don't
understand.
Yeah.
And
then
finally,
we
just
went
to
the
old
stomping
grounds,
the
one
we
loved
a
little
further
out.
Took
us
an
hour
and
a
half
round
trip.
But,
you
know,
I.
I
would
do
it
again
right
now
if
I
could.
I
would,
too.
But
to
make
it
worth
it,
we
all
got
two
bobas
each.
We
did.
That
was
good.
I
think
we
spent,
like,
50
bucks.
But
because
of
wisdom
teeth
removal,
they
recommend
not
sipping
through
straw.
And
honestly,
it's
not
comfortable
spitting
or
sipping
right
now.
But
I
have
a
question
for
you.
When
you
drink,
because
we
had
this
discussion,
you
were
like,
well,
let's
just
go
to
Starbucks.
We
can
get
a
coffee.
I'm
like,
well,
I
can't
drink
things
hot
because
it's
also
uncomfortable.
And
you
said,
well,
get
a
nice
one.
I
can't
drink
out
of
a
straw.
And
the
little
sippy
tops
that
they
have
on
Starbucks
cups
now
because
they're
trying
to
encourage
no
straws.
Right.
Do
you
sip,
as
in
dump
it
into
your
mouth
through
that
little
sippy
hole
if
you
don't
have
a
straw?
Or
do
you
suck
on
the
sippy
hole
to
get
the
drink
out?
This
is
dirty.
Which
one
do
you
do?
Dump
it.
You
dump?
Yeah.
Because
I
don't.
To
me,
there's
no
real
way
to
sippy
straw
out
of
it.
You
dump.
Yeah.
No,
you
don't.
Yeah.
On.
On
those
things.
Yeah.
You
have
to.
There's
no
alternative.
You
suck.
That
is
the
alternative.
I
will
not
suck.
Okay,
so
does
it
come
to
a
masculinity
thing,
or
are
you
being
serious?
No,
it
just.
I
don't
know
how
you
can
suck
out
of
that
hole.
What
you
wish
would
happen
with
your
kidney
stone.
Right?
Yeah.
Can
you
try
it?
No,
not
right
now.
This
is
not
it.
This
is
a
bad
one.
Yeah.
Yeah,
already.
Okay.
But
no,
like,
anytime
I,
you
know,
suck,
it
hurts.
So
to
me,
I
can't
even
use
those
right
now
because
typically
I
do
I
try
to
suck
the
liquid
out
of
the
sippy
hole.
I
don't
know.
I
feel
like
you're
lying.
I'm
not.
Why
would
I.
Ow.
Why
would
I
lie?
Because
I
don't
know.
I
really
don't
understand
how
you
can
suck
out
of
the
sippy
hole.
This
is
science
here.
We
really
need
Starbucks
to
put
a
trademark
on
the
sippy
hole.
Suck
out
of
the
sippy
hole.
I'm
serious
though.
The
little
hole.
Instead
of.
Just
because
ice
gets
in
there,
you
can't
just
let
it
dump
or
else
it'll
trickle.
So
if
you
suck,
it
comes
out
faster.
What?
This
is
not
appropriate.
And
we're
talking
about
Starbucks.
Yeah,
I
don't
know.
I.
I
feel
like
I
just
dump.
I'm
not.
I
need
to
know
if
I'm
normal.
Well,
we
already
determined
that
I'm
not
normal
because
of
the
KFC's
thing,
but.
Right.
I
need
to
know.
No
sucking
out
of
the
sippy
hole
for
me.
Whatever.
Nope.
Whatever.
It's
not
happening.
So
you.
So
you're
telling
me
that
when
you
get
a
hot
coffee
from
there,
you
suck
it
out
of
there
because
it's
the
same
top?
Not
initially.
Normally
I
take
the
top
off
for
hot
because
I.
I
can't
stand
overly
hot
things.
I
can't
drink
it.
It
hurts.
And
I
like.
I
like
to
drink
things
fast.
You
like
to
suck
out
of
the
sippy
hole
fast.
Well,
that
makes
sense
though.
That's
why
you
suck
out
of
the
sippy
hole,
because
it
is
faster.
Right.
I'm
just
trying
to
suck
that
liquid.
Right.
I
need
the
caffeine
and
I
need
it
now.
Oh
my
God,
this
is
dirty.
But
this
whole
time
that
I've
kind
of
been
going
through
the
wisdom
teeth
recovery,
I've
tried
working,
but
in
the
times
where
I
just
need
to
break
because
everything
hurts,
I've
been
reading
Onyx
Storm.
The
Fourth
Wing
series.
Yes.
Which
is
scheduled
to
become
a
TV
show
by
Amazon.
I
can't
wait.
Like,
I
really
hope
they
do
a
good
job,
but
I'm
dying.
I
need
you
to
read
this.
I
need
somebody
to
talk
to
about
this.
I
have
nobody
who
has
read
it
yet.
I
need
somebody
to
talk
to
about
this.
I
read
that
in
two
weeks
from
Fourth
Wing
all
the
way
through
Onyx
Storm.
I
know,
but
with.
Wait,
you're
saying
you
read
all
the
books
in
two
weeks?
Yeah.
I
don't
know.
It
took
you
like
a
week
to
read
this
one
Final
one,
right?
The
other
two
I've
read
before,
I
wasn't
skimming,
but
it
was
a
little
faster
because
I've
Read
it
before.
I'm
not
trying
to
absorb
it
all.
Yeah,
but
the
fact
that
you
said
you
were.
You
cried.
I
did.
I
can't.
I'm
not
reading
that.
I
don't
want
to
cry,
man.
I
wanna.
I
want
a
happy
book,
but.
No,
you
don't.
You
love
all
those
fantasy
war
books
and
those
kind
of
things.
It
wouldn't
probably
make
you
cry.
It
makes
me
cry
because
I
have
the
Bonnie
gene
in
my
bloodline.
That
is
true.
You
look
at
a
horse
given
birth,
you
would
cry.
I
don't
know
about
that.
It's
kind
of
gross.
But
you'd
be
like,
so
beautiful.
Like.
Like
military
return
homes.
Makes
me
cry
every
time.
Well,
that
kind
of
gets
me
in
the
feels,
too.
But
I
don't
cry.
See,
it
would
get
you
in
the
feels.
There
you
go.
Read
it,
please,
so
I
have
somebody
to
talk
to.
How
about
you
just
ask
the
people?
Okay,
fine.
Somebody
read
it
with
me.
Somebody.
I
need
somebody
to
talk
to
about
it.
Love
me
because
my
heart
is
breaking.
It
is
just
H.
You
just
said
your
heart's
breaking,
so
it's
hard.
It's
heartbreaking.
It's
so
good.
Oh,
my
goodness.
It's
so
good.
I
don't
want
to
put
myself
in
that.
But
there's
a
lot
of
new
stuff
out,
so.
We
just
had
Onyx
Storm
that
released.
But
we
have
Ladybug
Season
6,
which
we've
watched.
Kiddo
is
so
happy.
Me
too.
Well,
I'm.
Us
too.
Yes,
but
she's
so
happy.
She
loves
that
show.
So
now
that
you've
seen
it
full
episodes,
what
do
you
think
of
the
animation
style?
It's
not
my
favorite.
I
don't
think
I
like
it
either.
I
kind
of
miss
the
old
style
they
got.
I
think
they
squished
their
faces
too
much.
Right.
They
all
look
like
round.
They
look
like
gerbils.
Maybe
that's
a
good
thing.
Like
it
fits
with
the
daydream
of.
Oh,
hamsters.
Right.
I
don't
know.
I
don't
like
it,
though.
Yeah,
I
agree.
I
think
it
would
be
fine
if
they
kept
their
proportions
right.
Like,
their
faces
are
squishy.
Well,
I
feel
like
they're
just
trying
to
make
them
look
really
young,
you
know,
like,
round
face
makes
you
look
younger.
This
is
season
six.
So
there's.
It's
been
six
years.
No,
not
necessarily.
That's
been
more
than
six
years
less
than.
It's
probably
been
like
two
or
three
their
time.
I
know,
but
that's
a
problem.
Why?
Because
it's
been
six
years
our
time.
They
need
to
grow
the
hell
up.
No,
let's
not
wish
this
away.
Okay.
It's
like
Stranger
Things.
It's
going
to
be
stranger,
geriatric
things
this.
This
year.
Because
animation
versus
real
people.
It's
real.
Ladybug
is
real.
I
can't
wait
for
the
new
season
of
Stranger
Things
to
come
out,
though.
I'm
so
excited.
Supposed
to
be
this
year,
isn't
it?
Y.
Oh,
and
I
did
read
something,
I
think.
Squid
Games
2,
second
half.
I
hate
that
they
keep
doing
this.
Or
not.
Second
half.
They're
actually
claiming
it's
another
season,
which
is.
Yeah,
we
already.
We
talked
about
this
last
time,
but
it's
a
lot
sooner
than
everybody
thought.
I
think,
like,
there's
a
leak.
I
think
it's
supposed
to
be
in
June.
Well,
they
keep
doing
this
with
everything.
They're
gonna.
They've
already
said
that
they're
gonna
do
it
with
Stranger
Things.
They're
gonna
do
it
with
Wednesday.
Yep.
They're
going
to
split
the
seasons
in
half,
just
like
they're
doing
Bridgerton.
It's
annoying.
Yeah.
I
don't
like
it.
It's
like,
you
have
it
already
done.
Just
give
it
to
me.
Well,
what
does
that
do?
I
know.
That
just.
It
pumps
the
numbers.
That's
all
it
is.
It's
a
money,
numbers,
money
making.
It
gives
you
less
of
a
break
in
between
or
what
you
think.
Right.
Oh,
well,
I
get
this
and
then
I
get
this
and.
Oh,
if
I
wait
a
whole
nother
year
from
the
second
part,
dopamine
hit.
Right.
It's
just
like
what
Twilight,
Harry
Potter,
Hunger
Games,
all
those.
All
those
movies
were
split
into
two
parts
at
the
end
when
they
could
have
been
one.
Exactly.
But
then
we
also.
We
recently
watched
Gladiator
2.
That
was
good.
I
enjoyed
that.
You
were
very
happy
with
that.
Yeah,
yeah,
yeah.
I
was
really
concerned
about
how
they
were
going
to
play
off
of
the
first
one,
but
I
think
they
did
a
good
job.
Daddy,
Pascal
was
amazing.
Yeah.
Good.
Yeah.
Don't.
Yeah.
He's
so
good.
Spoilers.
Too
late.
You
already
said
it.
No,
it
was
good,
though.
I
enjoyed
it.
I
was
like.
I
said
I
was
concerned
with,
like,
it's
just
another
one
of
those
cash
grab
movies,
but
I
don't
think
it
was.
They
did
a
really
good
job.
Yeah.
Well,
then
me
and
Kiddo
just
recently
watched
Juana
too.
She
was
really
happy
to
see
that.
But
what'd
you
think?
Moana
1
was
way
better.
Oh,
you're
so
much
better.
I
mean,
I
will
say
that
about
Gladiator
2.
Gladiator
1
was
way
better,
but
it
stood
on
its
own.
Yeah,
I
mean,
I,
you
know,
it
has
its
own
merit,
I
guess,
but
I
don't
know.
I
just
feel
like
the
music
was
better
in
one.
I
feel
like
there
was
like
real
moments
that
you
would
carry
throughout.
It
just
didn't
feel
like
I
really
carried
much
from
Moana
too.
But
Kiddo
said
she
liked
Milano
2
better
than
wanna
1.
And
I
said,
asked
her
why
and
she
goes,
it's
just
awesome.
We
just
watched
it.
It's
great.
So
she's
a
very
in
the
now
person.
Yeah,
I
appreciate
that
and
I
get
that
she
just
watched
it,
but
I
bet
if
she
watched
Moana
one
right
now,
she
would
say
that
one
was
better.
Maybe.
Let's
try
it.
We
still
need
to
watch
Sonic
3
though.
Yeah,
I
want
to
watch
that
real
bad.
Me
too.
That's.
That's
the
next
thing
for
sure.
Are
we
getting
into
hot
and
heavy?
Yeah.
So
we
talked
about
all
kinds
of.
Sucking
out
of
the
sippy
hole.
Right?
We're
moving
on.
We're
moving
on.
You
talked
about
fire
for
a
second
there.
I
did,
yeah.
You
said
it
burned.
Oh,
no,
I'm
a
pee
pee
hole.
That's
kidney
stone.
Brought
the
2025.
What's
the
return
policy
at
this
point?
Like,
can
we
return
it?
I'm
so
over
it
already.
There's
so
much
that
has
happened
in
a
month.
Yeah,
I
know.
It
just.
What
is
today?
This
date?
The
second.
Yeah.
So
it.
We
just
now
ended.
January
started
this
year
and
it
is
already
a
show.
Starting
with
the
fires.
California
fires.
Let's
take
it
back
a
second.
Right.
We
had
the
Hawaii
fire.
Yeah.
One
or
two
years
ago
now.
Direct
energy
weapons.
And
now
we're
on
the
California
fire,
which
a
few
months
before
the
California
fire
happened,
the
insurance
companies
pulled
out.
Pulled
out.
There
was
a
risk,
a
known
risk
of
debris.
Debris,
Right.
That
was
debris
that
was
everywhere
that
the.
What
do
they
call
them?
The
fire
people.
Forestry
people.
Fire,
anyways,
that
they
knew,
like,
we've
got
to
do
something
with
this.
It
could
cause
a
fire.
Yeah.
You
have
to
maintain
a
forest
to
make
sure
it
doesn't
catch
fire
by
removing
dead
stuff
that
dries
out
and
turns
into
kindling
and
burns.
Easy.
Yep.
A
living
tree
that
stood
up
is
hard
as
hell
to
burn.
People
don't
understand
that.
Right.
It
doesn't
just
catch
on
fire
because
there's
a
lot
of
moisture
content.
Yeah.
But
then
you
look
at
what's
in
the
plans
for
these
cities
now.
You
know
us,
right?
If
you've
listened
to
us
before,
we.
We
talk
about
conspiracy
theories,
not
that
we
dive
into
them
and
believe
them
half
the
time,
but
these
cities
that
recently
have
had
these
huge
fires
are
in
plans.
The
city
council
has
approved
plans
for
smart
cities.
Yeah.
It's
strange.
And
didn't
they
condemn
all
the
land
in
Hawaii?
Like
people
that
own
land
there?
I
don't
think
they
can
move
back.
They
can't
rebuild
there.
I
don't
know.
I
don't
know
for
sure.
But
I.
I
feel
like
I
read
that
somewhere.
But
once
I
saw
this
on
I
think.
Forget
it
was
Tick
tock
or
that,
you
know,
smart
city
conspiracy
idea
here.
Tampa's
one
too.
No.
Goody.
Yeah.
And
we
live
near
Tampa,
so
this
is.
It's
gonna
be
hard
as
hell
to
start.
Since
it's
gonna
be
hard
as
hell
to
start
a
fire
in
Tampa,
though.
True.
It
rains
every
five
seconds.
It
rains
a
lot.
There's
a
lot
of
water.
Yeah.
Hi.
Water
table.
But
it
just.
When
do
we
get
to
a
point
where
coincidences
aren't.
Well,
conspiracy
theories
have
a
really
good
track
record
of
becoming
true.
It's
crazy.
I
mean,
then
we
have
the
Martin
Luther
King,
Dr.
Martin
Luther
King
Jr.
And
all
the
Kennedy
assassinations.
Yeah.
They're
going
to
release
the
documents
on
those.
Trump
just
signed
an
executive
order
to
release
them.
It's
like,
what.
When
do
we
get
to
a
point
where
we
don't
believe
in
coincidence
anymore?
That
don't
is
happening.
That
we
have
to
start
believing
Because.
Well,
everybody
said
the
COVID
lab
thing
was.
Was
a
conspiracy.
It
was
released
from
a
lab.
It's.
It's.
It
was
released
from
a
lab.
Right.
The
CIA
said
the
most
likely
origin
of
the
COVID
19
virus
was
from
a
fucking
lab.
It's
insane
to
me.
Like,
at
what
point
do.
It's
almost
like
woke.
Except
the
definition
of
woke
needs
to
change
to
that.
You
start
believing
what
is
right
in
Frick
in
front
of
us.
Yeah.
I
think.
I
think
people
have
gotten
complacent
and
they
just
accept
what
they
see
at
face
value
instead
of
questioning
everything
right
where.
Where
we
are.
Our
people
are
fully
embedded
into
the
matrix.
They
believe
it.
They
believe
what
they
see.
They
just
go
with
it.
Yep.
It's
almost
like
it's.
Yeah.
It's
uncomfortable
to
start
asking
these
questions.
Right.
Because
I.
I
think
we
might
start
getting
people
to
ask
questions.
I
hope
so.
About
all
of
these
airplane
crashes.
The
other
big
thing
that's
happening
right
now
in
2025,
did
you
see
the.
Video
of
the
most
recent
one
where
the
plane
went
down
in
the
Potomac
because
it
hit
a
Blackhawk
helicopter?
Yeah.
That's
the
big
one
right
now.
I
know
the
most
deadly
in
X
amount
of
years.
But
the.
In
the
US
it
wasn't
it.
If
you,
if,
from
what
I
saw,
whoever
was
piloting
the
Blackhawk,
it
looked
like
it
was
on
purpose.
Right.
You
can
actually
watch
the
flight
path.
And
there
were
collisions
at
least
three
or
four
times.
Yeah.
With
other
planes
that
were
coming
in
for
landings.
That's
insane.
It's
like
it
was
trying
and
then
it
veered
off
again,
like,
oh,
I
missed
that
one.
Let
me
go
try
this
one
now.
Veered
off
again.
I
missed
that
one.
Let
me
try
this
one
now.
And
finally
they
connected
and
killed
what,
65
people
or
something
like
that?
I
don't
know.
I
don't
know
why
somebody
would
do
that.
But
the,
the,
the
gist
of
what
I'm
reading
online
is
it
was
a
higher.
In
the
Biden
administration
and
they
were
supposedly
big
time
Biden
supporters.
I
don't
know.
What
does
that
mean,
though?
I
don't
know.
Figure
skaters
on
the
freaking.
Yeah,
I
know.
What
are
you
doing?
That
doesn't,
I
don't.
How
does
that
hurt?
Know
if
that
correlates
if.
Well,
yeah,
but
it's,
it's
a
fact
that
they
were,
they
spent
hours
upon
hours
over
the
past
couple
of
months
that
they
were
buddy
buddies
with
that
administration.
I
don't
see
how
that
correlates
at.
All,
but
I
don't
either.
I
don't
know
if
there's
anger
built
because
Trump
won.
I
don't
know.
I'm
not,
I'm
not
leaning
either
way.
Regardless,
we're
at
a
point
now,
this
year
in
2025,
I'm
talking
just
the
month
of
January,
you
have
45
incidences
of
near
collision,
crash
and
or
mechanical
malfunction
of
a
plane.
You
can
go
on
the
FAA
and
literally
count
them
that
it's
45
right
now.
I
less
believe.
Hold
on.
Okay.
And
then
as
far
as
actual
near
and
or
collisions,
we're
at
15.
And
then
for
actual
crashes
in
the
US
we're
at
2.
Meaning
one
for
the
Potomac
incident
and
then
the
most
recent
Philadelphia
incident.
Right.
So
it's
escalating.
Well,
you
had
the
South
Korea
one,
the
one
over
there
in
what,
Russia
or
whatever.
Kazakhstan,
I
can't
remember.
That
was
another
big
jet
that
fell.
So
again,
why.
Somebody
needs
to
ask
the
question,
what
the
fuck
is
going
on?
I
think
so.
I,
and
it's
not
just
Boeing.
You
can't
point
to
just
Boeing
planes
right
now.
No,
I
believe
less
of
the
whole
conspiracy
that
it
was
a
Biden
burst
into.
I
don't,
I
don't
believe
that
at
all.
Because
like
you
said,
like,
how
do
You.
How
does
that
correlate?
Why
would
somebody
be
so
mad
to
just
murder
65
people?
You
know
what
I
mean?
I
mean
it
happens.
It
does
happen.
But
I
don't
see,
see
that
being.
A
big
correlation
there.
But
I'm
more
lean
towards
kill
wear
me
too.
Because
if
we're
talking
about
all
these
drones
that
have
been
happening
for
months,
right.
And
then
you
have
all
of
these
all
of
a
sudden
malfunctions,
mechanical
issues,
plane
crashes.
What
the
is
going
on?
I
don't
know.
I,
A
lot
of
people
think
there's
software
and.
Well,
some
people
said
it's
because
Trump
laid
off
a
bunch
of
FAA
people.
I'm
like,
you
guys
aren't
correlating
the
right
things.
No.
What
does
that.
I
know
that
they're
doing
traffic
control,
but
the
pilot
of
the
Blackhawk
also
has
eyeballs.
Well.
And
pilot
of
the
plane
like
the.
I
don't,
I
don't
understand
the
correlation
that
people
are
trying
to
make
with
all
this
political
bullshit.
Yeah,
no,
to
me
there's
something
bigger
going
on.
And
we
always
talk
about
this,
right.
They
try
to
distract
us
from
something
else.
What
is
happening
that
they
are
trying
to
distract
us
from?
Putin
just
went
on
some
interview
and
said
all
of
Europe
is
going
to
bow
at
Trump's
feet.
What.
What
is
happening
right
now?
Yeah,
I
don't
like
that
like
NWO
crap.
Right.
What
is
happening
right
now?
I,
I
don't
know.
I
don't
like
it.
I,
I
am
not.
I
already
have
a
major
flight
phobia.
Me
too.
And
I
have
to
fly
on
a
plane
here
in
the
next
couple
of
weeks.
I
just
for
work.
I
already
have
major
flight
phobia
and
I
just.
The,
the
conspiracy
that
there's
some
kind
of
kill
wear
within
these
aircraft
systems
causing
them
to
malfunction.
I
mean,
I
don't
know.
Is.
Is
it.
They're
still
trying
to
find
the
black
box
for
that
Potomac
incident.
And
how
the
hell
do
you
lose
that
in
the
Potomac?
It's
not
that
big.
Not
to,
not
to
be,
not
to
switch
the
subject,
but
Trump
was
being
interviewed
by
a
reporter
about
the,
the
incident,
the
Potomac
crash.
And
the
reporter
said,
are
you
going
to
visit
the
crash
site?
He
said,
what
do
you
want
me
to
do?
Swim?
I
did
laugh
at
that.
Now
it's
unfortunate
what
happened,
but
his
response,
because
he's
right.
How
do
you
visit
a
crash
site?
Do
you
want
him
to
suit
up
in
full
scuba
gear
and
swim
deep
down
into
the
water
and
visit
the
crash
site?
I
don't
understand.
Insane.
But
yeah,
I
don't.
It
seems,
it
seems
Strange
how
all
these
just
started
popping
up
around
the
same
time.
Well,
all
of
this,
right,
2025
is
a
show
right
now
and
I
am
dropping
bombs
just
non
stop.
I'm
sorry,
but
it
is
a
complete
and
utter
catastrophe
right
now
in
2025.
And
I,
I
get
that
there
could
be
something
political
at
play,
but
what
are
they
distracting
us
from?
Like
what.
What
is
actually
happening?
I
don't
know,
because
there
is
so
much
going
on.
Insanity.
But
Tick
Tock
came
back.
Yay.
Yay.
I
don't
even
care.
Right?
Like
I.
Whoa.
I'm
glad
we
still
have
Tick
Tock.
It
did.
It
did
open
up
a
lot
of
thoughts
in
my
head
though.
You
should
be
all
these
people
that
make
money
off
Tick
Tock.
There's
a
lot,
obviously
they
make
millions
of
dollars
off.
I
mean,
we're
on
Tick
Tock.
Yeah,
but
we
don't
make
any
money
off.
Think
Tick
Tock.
Come
on,
bro.
Right
where
you
at?
Well,
we
don't,
but.
But
a
lot
of
people
do.
They
make
a
lot
of
money
off
of
it
as
creators
and
they
were
in
a
full
blown
panic
because
of
the
ban
and
TikTok
getting
shut
off
that
day.
How
do
they
make
money?
I
get
it.
I
get
it
too.
But
that
is
why
you
never
put
all
your
eggs
in
one
basket.
There
should
be
some
kind
of
social
network
that's
decentralized
and
the
company
itself
can't
go
out
of
business,
I.
E.
Bitcoin.
It's
not
a
social
network.
But
you.
We're
gonna
base
bitcoin
or
social
media
off
of
bitcoin.
Noster.
I'm
100
saying
noster
because
it's
decentralized.
Anybody
can
run
a
relay
and
post
stuff
everywhere.
There's
also
the
Mastodon,
which
is
kind
of
similar,
which
is.
It's
federated
to
where
you
can
run
your
own
server.
But
Nostr
is,
it's
got
big
backers
like
Jack
from
Twitter.
Like
he's
building
on
it.
He's
paying
people
to
build
on
it.
I
think
that's
the
future.
Because
a
government
can't
ban
Noster
because
somebody
else
will
just
pop
up
a
relay
or
pop
up
another
app
that
runs
on
Noster.
It's
pretty
cool
stuff.
If
you're
a
TikTok
creator.
Go
on
Noster.
Not
an
ad
though.
I
mean,
there's.
There's
no
company
that
I
can
advertise
for.
So
that's
what's
weird
about
it.
It's
just.
It's
owned
by
the
people.
And
what's
the
government
gonna
ban
people?
I
mean,
they
tried
before,
but
then
they
get
Wrecked.
Right.
Love
you.
Well,
while
the
world
doesn't
seem
to
be
getting
bigger,
it
seems
like
the
United
States
might
be.
Yeah,
I
think
we're
gonna.
We're
gonna
be
the
United
States.
Is
that
gonna
end
up
being
North
America?
I
think.
I
would
say
other
than
Central
America.
I
think
that's
going
to
come
over,
too.
That
would
be
interesting.
But
it's
like
20,
25.
Where
to
start?
Where
do
you
start
in
all
of
this?
So
Gulf
of
America
is
one
thing
that's
going
around
right
now.
Like,
why
is
this
the
biggest
topic
that
we're
talking
about?
Look,
please
keep
distracting
us.
Gulf
of
America,
possibly
Canada
becoming
state
number
51.
Right.
Greenland.
We
might
buy
Greenland.
What.
What
else?
What
else?
Well,
I
do
think
that
Canada,
with
these
tariffs,
is
probably
gonna
have
to.
I
don't
understand
how
that
makes
sense.
What.
Like,
how
can
we
just
absorb
Canada
with
all
of
the
social
policies
that
they
have
in
place
for
health
care
and
other
type
of
things?
Supposedly,
from
what
I
hear
and
see
is
that
they,
their
people
are
even
more
disgusted
with
their
government
than
we
are.
And
that's.
I
don't
know
how
that.
Yeah,
I
know.
I'm
just
saying,
like,
the
past
X
amount
of
years
with
Trudeau
as
the
Prime
Minister,
people
are
sick
of
it
and
maybe
they'll
vote
to
get
absorbed.
I,
I
don't
even
know
what
that
means.
Like,
it
breaks
my
brain
to
think
about,
like,
you.
I.
Speechless.
Right.
It's
like
expansion,
right?
The
idea
of
conquest,
the
idea
of
continued
expansion.
I
thought
we
were
over
that,
but
I
guess
everybody
does
it.
Right.
Russia's
trying
to
do
it
still.
And
I,
I
don't
know,
it's
too
much.
There's
so
much
going
on.
And
I
do
think
Canada
is
going
to
get
messed
up
by
25%
tariff,
though.
Well,
and
supposedly
other
countries
too.
Right.
Like,
you've
got.
I
think
it's
what,
10%
on
China
or
something.
Yeah.
Which
is
weird.
Remember,
they're
our
biggest
importer
and
the
percentages.
But
it's
all
to
try
and
get
people
to
come
back
and
manufacture
in
the
U.S.
right.
Well,
that
or
import
from
another
more
allied
country,
which.
That
doesn't
make
sense
either,
because
Canada
is
an
ally.
Right.
I,
I'm.
Maybe
it's
a
strategic
play
for
the
land,
but
anyway,
probably.
I
think
that's
probably
the
biggest
part
of
it.
But
still,
like
the
idea
of
trying
to
bring
manufacturing
back
to
the
US
the
ultimate
way.
I,
I'm
trying
to
figure
out
how
to
voice
this.
Right.
So
corporations
will
just
have
to
hold
out
for
four
years.
Right.
Because
after
Four
years
Trump's
gone
and
new
administration
comes
in,
they're
going
to
roll
back
everything,
like
depending
on
who
gets
in,
I
guess.
Yeah,
we'll
see.
The
idea
is
hold
out
for
four
years.
Right.
So
you're
gonna
have
a
lot
of
companies
go
out
of
business
if
they
can't
find
cheaper
imports.
Right.
And.
Or
you're
going
to
have
corporations
extend
the
cost
of
the
tariffs
to
people.
I
feel
like
four
years
is
not
enough
to
do
this
type
of
strategy.
So
someone
who
is
going
to
keep
the
strategy
would
have
to
come
in
after
four
years
in
order
for
it
to
be
beneficial
for
anyone.
I
don't
know,
but
I
don't
see
it
being
this
short
term
strategy
that's
going
to
work.
I'm
hoping
I'm
wrong
because
I
am
not
an,
an
economist
or
whatever
that's
called,
strategy
person.
But
I
can't
see
in
four
years
that
it
works.
I
think
we
need
to
incentivize
people
to
buy
and
work
within
the
United
States.
I
agree
with
you.
But
can
that
be
accomplished
in
four
years
and
not
break
the
bank
of
the
middle
class?
You're
going
to
do.
You're.
I
think
we're
going
to
feel
an
immediate
effect
when
you
slap
a
25%.
What
we
are
going
to
feel
immediate
effect.
The
country.
The
country,
like
as
in
we
have
to
pay
more
prices
or
where
you
think
things
are
going
to
come
down.
I
think
what
I'm
trying
to
say
is
an
immediate
effect
on
people
starting
to
hire
and
buy
American.
I
disagree
with
that.
How?
Because
corporations,
they
have
the
money
to
withstand
four
years.
I.
Yeah,
but
they're
not
gonna.
So
you're
saying
they're
just
going
to
pay
the
tariff
for
four
years.
Our
corporations
aren't
going
to
pay
the
tariff?
Well,
the
thing
is
China
pays
the
10%,
Canada
pays
the
25,
Mexico
pays.
The
25
which
they
extend
on
their
products.
Okay.
And
then
corporations
buy
them.
Right,
but
will
they
buy
them?
Push
it
over
to
people
to
pay
the
extra
fees.
But
will
they
buy
them?
I
think
for
four
years
they
can
probably
withstand
it.
I
don't
know.
I
don't
know.
See,
that's
the
thing.
We'll
have
to
wait
and
see.
But
I
think
that
incentivizing
buy
American
and
higher
American
is
important.
And
I
think
combining
this
with
the
immigration
policies
and
not
letting
people
in
will
probably
help
out
the
higher
American.
Part
of
our
economy
to
an
extent.
I
feel
like
over
a
decade
maybe
that
would
be
true.
Four
years.
I
don't
think
it's
gonna
work.
I
don't
know.
We'll
see.
We
shall
See?
We
shall
see.
I
do
think
that
we
need
to.
The.
This
country,
America,
needs
to
chart
its
own
course
with
a
lot
of
products.
Like,
I
take
medicine
for
ocd.
It
comes
from
China.
That's
weird.
That's
so
crazy
to
me.
It's
weird.
It
comes,
it's
manufactured
and
shipped
from
China
and
I'm
like,
what?
That's
so,
so
think
about
it.
If,
if
insulin
or
something
is
something
mine
isn't.
Life
saving.
But
what
if
a
life
saving
drug
that
I
don't
know,
20%
of
the
population
uses,
I
don't
know.
Probably
a
blood
pressure
medication
is
probably
a
good
one.
If
it's
manufactured
in
China
and
they
say,
we're
not
going
to
send
you
any
more
of
that,
we're
screwed.
That's
messed
up.
And
then
the
other
thing,
though
is
make
America
healthy
again.
Oh,
I
can't
wait.
I
am
excited
for
that.
Those
are
changes
that
can
go
into
effect
quickly
and
be
effective
quickly.
I
think
that
the
tariffs
are
too.
I
don't
agree.
From
day
one,
I,
I
hope
I'm
wrong.
I
hope
day
one,
we're
gonna,
we're
gonna
start
seeing
stuff
and
I,
I
think
you're
probably
going
to
start
seeing
people
hiring
more
in
America
than.
But
they
would
have
to
then
build
factories
and
things
to
manufacture
in
America
and
they
don't
have
those
now.
They
do.
They
just.
They
have
to
up
their.
They're
going
to
have
to
up
their
capacity
and
capacity.
Agreed.
But
I
don't.
Which
is
investing
in
America
happening
in
four
years.
It's.
It's
not,
in
my
opinion,
not
a
lot
of
time.
It's
not.
No.
Four
years
is
not
a
lot
of
time.
But
hopefully
when
it
comes
to
economy,
hopefully
we
see
a
good
positive
spin
in
the
future,
in
the
near
future
on
this
because
the
last
four
years
have
been
shite
with
the
economy.
Agreed.
I
would
say
since
what,
2008,
it's
been
shit.
Yeah,
we've.
I
don't
feel
like
we've
ever
recovered.
Millennials
are.
We're
the
brokest
fucking
generation
out
there.
Mm.
Ye.
Yep.
All
these
Gen
Z's
with
their
tik
toks.
Yeah,
man,
man,
Ban
Tik
tok.
Y'all.
Gen
Z's
need
to
get
that
bad
feeling
that
we
have
our
whole
lives.
Well,
it
snowed
in
Florida.
It
did.
Which
was
the
funniest,
most
comical
thing
I've
ever
seen.
The
state,
the
state
employees
and
the
local
government
employees
were
out
there
salting
the
roads.
Martins
with
the
scoop.
Yeah,
they
had
a,
like
an
ice
cream
scoop
and
they
were
doing.
They
would
stick
it
in
their
little
bag
of
Mortons
and
sprinkle
it
on
the
road.
I'm
like,
you're
doing
nothing.
Literally.
Because
we're
from
dc,
right?
We
know
what
they
do
when
it's
time
to
salt
the
road.
You
got
the
Dag
on
convoys
out
there
with
sand
and
salt
machinery.
That's.
Meanwhile,
Florida
went
and
grabbed
the
Martin
little
shaker.
He's
out
there.
Yeah.
So
it
makes
me
wonder,
obviously
they
don't
have
plows.
What
do
they
do
with
that?
Do
they
got
the.
Do
they
have
the
dudes
out
there
shoveling
with
regular
shovels?
Well,
listen
to
this.
So
a
former
National
Weather
Service
employee
recorded
up
to
10
inches
of
snow
in
Milton,
Florida,
while
Pensacola
International
Airport
recorded
8.9
inches
of
snow.
That's
a
lot.
Doubling
the
record
of
the
most
snowfall
ever
recorded
in
the
state
with
the
previous
record
set
in
1954.
Holy
crap.
So
we
doubled
that.
Doubled
the
1954
record.
It's
crazy.
Global
warming's
working
out
for
you.
10
inches
is
a
lot,
though.
That's.
That's
what
she
said.
A
lot
for
that
kidney
stone
to
travel.
Oh,
stop.
She
just
gave
me
10
inches.
That's
nice.
Okay,
so
NSFW.
The
snow,
but.
Yeah.
Watching
them
out
there
with
their.
But
then
people.
If
you've
ever
seen
Florida
tick
tocks
from
the
hurricane.
A
lot
of
people
do
a
lot
of
body
surfing
in
the
flood
water.
Yeah.
Don't
recommend
it,
but
a
lot
of
people
do
it.
I
hit
one
of
them
damn
floating
ant
hills.
That's
the
least
of
your
problems.
You
got
gators,
you
got.
I
don't
know.
I
think.
I
think
I
would
rather
get
eaten
by
a
gator
than
tore
up
by
them
damn
ant
hills.
It's
happened
to
me
before.
Fire
ants.
Oh,
my
God.
Gosh.
Yeah.
They'll
wreck
you
for
sure.
And
they
float.
It's
an
island
of
death.
That's
all
it
is.
Makes
no
sense,
but
it
was
fun
to
watch.
Oh,
yeah.
It's
comical
because
we
clearly.
Florida
clearly
has
no
idea
how
to
handle
it.
Georgia
got
a
lot
of
snow,
too,
and
they
didn't
know
what
to
do
either.
Poor
things.
But
last
thing
here.
You
ready?
Yes.
Who's
going
to
win
the
Super
Bowl?
Eagles
versus
Chiefs.
Okay,
let
me
tell
you
this.
Who
I
want
to
win
the
super
bowl
versus,
who's
going
to
win
the
Super
Bowl
Is
different.
Okay?
Who
I
want
to
win
is
none.
How
is
that
possible?
And
who
I
think
is
going
to
win
is
the
Chiefs?
Because
first
off,
the
NFL
loves
that
Tay
Tay.
Oh,
yeah.
Give
all
the
viewership.
Got
to
have
Tay
Tay
up
there.
Whether
or
not
she'll
be
in
the
halftime
show,
too.
But
you
got
to
have
Tay
Tay
every
year,
though.
And
then
plus,
you
gotta.
You
gotta
protect.
What's
his
name?
Mahomes.
You
gotta
protect
him.
Right.
So
I'm
pretty
sure
the
Chiefs
are
gonna
win.
Do
I
want
them
to
win?
No.
Do
I
want
the
Eagles
to
win?
No.
But
I
do
think
that
the
Chiefs
are
gonna
win.
Our
neighbor's
gonna
be
unlivable
if
Eagles
win.
He's
a
big
Eagles
fan.
Well,
he
didn't.
They
play
the
Chiefs
last
Super
bowl
that
they
were
in
two
years
ago,
and
they
lost,
right?
Yeah,
that.
That
sucks.
Yeah.
But
I
think
it's
gonna
be
the
Chiefs,
too.
Do
I
want
them
to
win?
Yeah,
I
really
don't
care.
I
don't
care.
Where's
the
hockey?
I
need
hockey.
Yeah,
just
give
me
hockey.
I
don't.
Yeah,
I'm
good.
I've
never
been
a
big
football
fan.
Yeah,
it's
not.
It's
not
my
favorite
sports.
Boring.
Yeah,
there's
a
lot
of
delay
in
action.
There's
good
hot,
like,
highlight.
Real
football
is
fun,
but
watching
a
game
is
no
fun.
Hockey,
on
the
other
hand,
constant
is
constant.
Other
than
your
stupid
20
minutes
of
resurfacing
the
ice.
Right.
If
they
could
get
that
down
to
like
a
couple
of
minutes
and
keep
the
players
out.
Well,
you
got
to
give
the
players
a
break,
though.
They're
sitting.
Sit
your
ass
on
the
bench,
drink
your
water.
Remember
like
Holtby
when
we
were
avid
fan.
We
still
are,
but
of
the
capital,
Washington
Capitals.
He
was
their
goalie
at
one
point,
and
he
said
that
he
loses
like
20
pounds
a
game
because
of
all.
Yep.
All
of
his
water
weight
and
all
the
padding
and
everything.
So
imagine
if
he
didn't
have
breaks.
Yeah.
I
think
skeleton
at
the
end.
I
think
they
should
do
maybe
like
a
halftime
break,
which
is
what
they
do.
I
know
you
can't
really
do
halftime
with
three,
but
they
should
do
like
something
along
the
lines
of
that.
But
20
minutes
in
between
each
quarter
is
a
pain
in
the
ass,
right?
Is
it
quarter
period?
Period?
Yeah.
20
minutes
in
between
each
period
is.
Is
annoying
because
then
I
know
you
can
get
up
and
walk
away,
but
it's
just
drags
on.
You
gotta.
The
freaking
announcers
are
like.
It's
like.
All
right,
watch
what
you
said.
Shut
up.
But
it's
a
good
analysis.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
You
are
so
smart.
Very
Italian.
You
get
paid
500
grand
a
year
to
explain
what
just
happened
when
I
just
watched
it.
Sports
announcers
are
dumb.
Says
the
podcast.
Not
not
sports
announcers,
says
the
podcaster.
The
failing
podcaster.
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you.
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